What are caterpillars afraid of?
doggerpillar.
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Why is the letter T like an island?
Bcoz it is middle of waTer.
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Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
the Outside.
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How do you make seven even?
Take away the "s".
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How many seconds are in a year?
12. january 2nd, feb 2nd, march 2nd etc
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What kind of witch lives on the beach?
Sandwich.
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What do skeletons use to communicate?
Cellbones
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What is yours, but your friends use it more than you do?
Your Name.
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What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters in it?
Post Office.
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