Funny SMS Collection 5

Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...

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I m a fløwer

but

ROSE is U,

Im ä star

but

MOON is U,

I m ä stone

but

DIAMOND is U,

I m the sky

but

SUN is U,

I m the LIGHT

but

Tubelight is U...

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Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Don t like 2 read, Or if my msgs disturb u Then plz don t hesitate, Feel free to THROW UR MOBILE OUT !!

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Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..

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The Two Most dangerous Weapons In

The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs

1. A Girl’s Smile

&

2. A Girl’s Tears.

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Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.:-)

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