Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 44

2011'la oru sattam konduvarapporanga:

Yaravadhu azhaga iruntha tax kattanumam.

Kadavul punniyathla neenga thappichittinga,

naanthan maatti kittan.

ok ok cool.

***

Ennathan MBBS padichu doctor aanaalum

computer'la irukara vairas ku Tablets koduka Mudiyaathu..

By computer Mouse'ku Eli Marunthu vaipor Sangam...!

***

Ponnungala Entha Alavuku

Love Pannanum Theriyuma.?

Naama Avala Love Panratha Parthu Ava

Friend Namaloda Odi Varanum..!

By, Kavalan Groups…!

***

Running racela kaal evalo vegama oodinalum

Parisu Kaaiku than kidaikkum....thats life

***

"SMS" anuppuravan "KADAVUL",

"CALL" pannaravan "MANUSAN".

Na 'kadavulunu' proof pannittan,

enga neenga atleast 'manishanu' proof pannunga pakalam!

***

A Student : Bike irundhaa Oatta thoanudhu T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu but Book irundhaa mattum Yean padikka thona Maattengudhu.?

***

Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 43

Manidhanukkum, Mobile’ukkum small difference.?!?

Manidhanukku Kaal illainaa Balance panna mudiyaadhu, Mobile’ukku Balance illainaa

Call panna mudiyaadhu..

***

"SAVITRI"oda rendu akka peru enna?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

SAVI one, SAVI two

***

man.1:unga wifeku naai kadichadha kelvipatten,neenga 1st aid enna senjeenga?

man.2:antha naaiku chicken briyaani vangi potten..

***

Poonaikku Paal Pidikkum.

Pulikku Maan Pidikkum.

But Pasuvukku Unnaththaan Pidikkum.

Yenna Nee Oru Punnaakku.....

***

In a forest 10 people were walking....! (including me)

Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people.....

but didn't TOUCH me......

WHY?

Because

Nangadhan singamla.....

***

Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?

Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu, 3quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

***

Tamil SMS collection 42

Maapi, eppadhi da pogudhu life?

Veetla ellam eppadi irukkanga?

Amma, appa, thangachi ellam sowkiyama?

Kadaisiya endha padam paartha da?

Onnu milla romba bore, adhan oru msg anuppalam’nnu.

Eppam indha pakkam varadha idea?

Apparam maapi, onnu solla marandhitaen da…

.

.

.

.

.

.

Pirandha Naal Nalvaazthukkal!

Enna maranduthaennu paathiya? Chance’sae illai!

***

Jeevan

ullavarai

manithan

Panam

ullavarai

Mariyaathai

Nesam

ullavarai

Paasam

Yen Uyir

ullavarai

Nam Natpu

***

Sivapu manithanukum nizhal karuputhan

karupu manithanuku ratham sivaputhan

vannangalil illai vazhkai

Manitha enangalil ullathu vazhkai

***

Kaadhal enbathu Nadukkadal.

Athil villundhu vidaathey!

Angu alaikal kooda illai..

Unai karai serppatharku..

***

School life: +2 varai,

College life: Padikkumvarai,

Love life: Kalyanam varai, But

Namma friendship: February 30 varum varai...

***

Kaatrukum en meedhu kobam Karanam ketan

Swasippathu enae Nessipathu unaieya endrathu.

***

Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 42

Thani Thelichi yen Kolam poduranga?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Kolam pottutu Thanni Thelicha Azhinchidum. Adhan.

***

Teacher: Students Elephant persusa? Erumbu (Ant) perusa?

Student: Appadi yellam summa solla mudiyadhu Madam. DATE OF BIRTH solunga….

By, Last Bench Rowdies

***

LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu? Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jatila uchaa poitten.

***

Sardar looking at a ice cube for 1 hour…

Someone asked him… what are doing….

Sardar: Ada iruppa indha ice kattila iurndu Engayo Leak Aagudhu adha than theduran…

***

Girl: Appa nan Sadhika virumbukiren.

Dad: Very good. Endha field la ma?

Girl: Ayo appa en boy friend name “Sadhik“.

Dad: ??????

***

Oruthan Fan la thooku pttukuarn but

avan sagala yen theriuma???

...

…

...

…

Bcoz adhu,

“TABLE FAN”…

***

Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 41

Kannum Kannum nokia.Japan capital tokia.

un mobile enna ootaiya?sms anupa matiya?

idha padikara ne monkeya'a illa donkey'a?

Just Jokia..

***

“Uyir Priyum Nerathai Vida Figure Priyum Nerame Kodumaiyanathu…

Athanal Than Kadavul Oru Uyiraium, Pala Figuraium Koduthu Irukkiraan.

” GOD IS GREAT “.

***

WIFE : Yeanga Namakku Marriage panni vaicha Aiyyar

Setthu poyttaram.

HUSBAND : Senja pavam Summa Vituma...

***

Boy: Un veetuku poyirunthen, inimel namakku kalyanam

aakumunu enakku thonala.

Girl:Enga appava parthingala?

Boy:illa un thangachiya parthen!

***

U vs Me:

Naan - Neruppu Nee - Paruppu

Naan - Aagayam Nee - Vengayam

Naan - Irumbu Nee- Thurumbu

Tension aagadha.

Neeyum forward paniko...

***

Neenga anuppura sms yenakku romba pidichchirukku.

Adhanaala ungalakku oru Chinna Gift

Rs. ________/-

this is Blank Cheque. You can fill the Amount as you Want

and collect from

Dubai BANK,

No-6

VIVEKAANANDER THERU,

DUBAI KURUKKU SANDHU,

DUBAI MAIN ROAD,

DUBAI BUS STAND,

DUBAI.

Thiruppi sollava.?

***

Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 40

Man 1: “En periya paiyan doctora irukaan..

Chinna paiyan rowdiya irukaan ..”

Man 2: Appa Kolagara kudumbam nu sollunga..

***

what is the difference between dubukku and dubakkoor.

Dubukku will read this msg,Dubakoor will delete this msg.

Ippo yenna pannuva?Ippo ena pannuva?

***

Amaichar: Manna! Naatil panjam thalai "virithu" adukiruthu.

Pulikesi: Appadia! "ribbon" ai kattikondu olungaga ada sollum.

Amaichar:!!!!!!!!!!!?????

***

Veeran: Manna Neenga Porukku Pogum Pothu

Yen”Kavasam” Podureenga..?

Mannar: “Kavasam” Podalaina Enaku “Thevasam”

Senjuruvanga da Madaya.

***

Africa'la pirandha kuzhandhaikku pallu enna colour'la irukkum??

Enna yosikaringala?

Dubukku..... pirandha kuzhandhaiku edhu pallu!!!!

***

6 birds were sitting in tree.A man saw that & shoot over tree.

5 birds flew away. but 1 bird sitting.

Why?

koluppu…

Unna mathiriyae koluppu…

***

Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 39

Hai

onnumila

chummathan

nejama onnumilai

sonna puriyatha?

tamil la thane solrean

sathiyama onnumilla

ada.da..

vidamatinga polirukku..!

0k. 0k..solrean

Good Night…..

***

Naan yen unnai Ninaikiren? Un kuda Pesuren? Unakku

msg Pannuren? Athai yen nee padikkirai BECAuse "

Namma rendu perukkume vera vela illa...

***

There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi. so kaliman

demand aiducham. so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.

***

Kanneerai thudaika,

Unnai pol

Oru nanban

irunthaal!

1000 “MOKKA” padam vanthalum thuninthu paarpen”

***

Neenga Enakku Msg Anuppamal Irukrathuku 5 Kaaranam Irukkalam.,

1.No time

2.No free msg

3.No balance

4.Network problem.

5.Oru singathai Ceendi parka bayam!

***

Dr Monitor MBBS, ulcer Specialist.

Dr.Wills Lungs Specialist.

Dr.Manikchand Mouth Cancer Specialist.

Dr.Beer Thoppai Specialist...

***

Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 38

Enna than ladies padippil 1st ta irunthalum avanga use

panra Pen “Hero Pen than” Heroin Pen illai”

***

In a forest 10 people were walking....! (including me)

Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people..... but didnt

TOUCH me...... WHY?

Because Nangadhan singamla..........

***

cricket la ball adicha century

adhE ball unna adichaa injury

pongal la irukkuradhu mundhiri

innum enna thoongura endhiri

kokkarakO gummaangO

***

Hi I have changed my number. Note down my new number

and my new number is ’100′

Dairiyam irundha ippa missed call kudu paarppom…

***

Ennaium, Onnaium sernthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?

Press down

" N " " 1 "

Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkanum.

***

Yesterday i decided to sucide I went to a mountain and

tried to jump. At that time i got a message in my mobile. It's

your message , after i read it i decided to live. U know

why? Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda

irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!

***

Funny SMS Collection 33

What Is

Pure And Simple

Definition Of

ACCOUNTING … ?

1 + 1 = 2

(In Private Sector)

1 + 1 = 11

(In Government Sector)

***

When I dont do it on time

"I am lazy"

but when my boss doesnt do it on time

"He is busy"

"POSITION MAKES THE DIFFERENCE"

***

IIT exam,

Santa got 1 question.

Prove

Sin x = 6n

Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.

Then

six=6

***

Please Send ur Bio-Data to VODAFONE,

U’ll get Job+Chance to come on TV.

So Apply Soon,

Bcoz Vodafone Dog has dead,

Now Vodafone need MONKEY!!

***

Best joke from Signboard on electric Boxes-

“Danger, 10000 volts, TOUCHING dis will lead to DEATH..

Any1 found Touching will b jailed for 3 yrs.”

Ha ha..

***

Height of Addiction:

Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!

He said- I want to update MyOrkut status as DIED ..!!

***

Cool SMS Collection 18

On the Chessboard of LIFE,

All MOVES are Possible..

It’s Never Checkmate till U LIVE.

So Never QUIT, There is Always Possibility to WIN..!!

***

You have only two options in life

1-Accept

2-Change

Accept what u

can’t change.

or

Change what u

can’t accept..!!

***

Best Relations r like beautiful street lamps..

They may not make the distance shorter but they light ur path & make the journey easier.

***

It is wonderful to get the answer of prayers..

But it is even more wonderful when God converts you,

into an answer of somebody’s prayers

***

When I was SMALL I Laughed LESS but there was infinite hidden JOY!

As I GREW up I Learn to laugh a LOT to Hide the unspoken SADNESS…

That’s life!

***

SMS does not only mean..

S-short

M- messages

S- service

It also mean

S-some

M-moment

S-shared with u.

***

Friendship SMS Collection 16

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second,

Don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles Everywhere!

**********************************************************

When Life Becomes Lonely,

Just Call Your Friend and Shout..

.

.

.

.

.

How Dare I Feel Like Dis,

When You Are On Earth..!!

**********************************************************

Friendship is not a word,

Not merely a relationship,

It is a silent promise which says:

“I was” “I am” & “I will b”

A headache 4 u 4ever & ..ever..& ever..

************************************************************

“ F- Field of luv

R- Root of joy

I- Island of God

E- End of sorrow

N- Name of hope

D- Door of understanding..

THATS FRIEND!!! :-) ”

*************************************************************

Heart could only love 4a while,

Feet could only walk 4a mile,

Clothes wont 4ever be in style,

but

having u as my frnd is 4ever worthwhile!

***************************************************************

Special relations r hard to find,

They r rare & one of a kind..

I dont care if i have few,

I'm damn proud that i have d best & that includes u.. :-)

*****************************************************************

Good Morning Sms 13

"Be careful in your thoughts when you are alone".

and

"Be careful in your words when you are in a crowd".

Good morning

***

Thought 4 the day

I cried when I had no shoes. Suddenly I stopped crying when i saw a man without leg.

Life is full of Blessings sometime we don't understand it.

GUD MORNING

***

“ Every day,

Every where,

Every time,

I may not b with u but

my thinking,

my care,

my msgs,

my prayers,

&

my lovely wishes will b always with u..

GUD MRNG!! :-) ”

***

Sun spread rays,

star close eyes,

moon windup his cool brightness,

open your eyes and spread smile

to make day bright.

Good Morning

***

All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration

to get going,a little smile to brighten up & AMS from

someone who cares to color ur day...

***

Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u

Hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips

Sun, birds, cool air - all r looking

at ur window to say u Good morning

Have nice day.

***

Good Morning Sms 12

“ A gud heart & a gud nature r 2 different things..

A gud heart can win many relationships..

But a gud nature can win many gud hearts :) ”

Sweet morning.!--

***

Yesterday is cancelled cheque;

tomorrow is a promissory note.

Today is ready cash.

Use it.

Good Morning

***

Morning Coolness,

Rising Sun,

Singing Birds,

Melting Dew,

Along wid dis little heart

Wishing U A Very Glorious Good Morning.

***

Never blame a day in ur life...Good Days Give u

happiness..Bad days give u Experience...Both are

essential in life...!!!

Good Morning.

***

“ Life is like a ball..

D deeper we fall, d higher we bounce..

So wen we feel we're at d lowest, Remember, we're about

to bounce higher than before..

GUD MRNG! :) ”

***

Night Went, Morning Came,

All the stars were hidden by the light of sun,

What a surprise still a beaufifull star reading this message

have a nice day.......

***

Good Morning Sms 11

" Life is Beautiful only 4 those who knows how to

celebrate the 'PAIN"

Good Morning....

***

“ A paper flying in iair is due to luck,

But a Kite flying in air is due to efforts..

So dont worry if luck doesnt support..

Efforts r always urs..

Good Morning....:-) ”

***

God’s blessings come as a surprise

but

how much you receive

depends on

how much your heart believes !

May you be blessed beyond you expectations

Good morning … :)

***

Smile : Valuue 2ur face

Love :Value 2ur heart

Respect:Value 2ur Behaviour

Study:Value 2ur Future

Friendship:Value 2ur life

Good Morning....

***

Electronic Morning!

Disconnect Your Sleep

Switch On Your

Concentration Signal

Amplify Yourself!

In Short,

I Wish U A High Voltage Day!

Sweet morning.!--

***

2 days weather 4cast:

it wud b cloudy if u frown,

rainy if u cry,

clear if ur happy,

sunny if u smile &

stormy if u sing!

Good Morning...

***

Good Morning Sms 10

There is enough on this earth for a man's needs but not

enough for his greed...

Good Morning..

***

" Opn your eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can

blossom....

Birds can sing, Becoz all r waiting to see your

BEAUTIFUL SMILE

Good Morning...

***

Hey Sleeping People!

Come back from the dreams,

New Day has been started

Welcome to another lovely morning

Have a nice day

***

New day

new morning

new sun shine

new plans

new hopes

new success

new feeling

I pray god to give u a happy & successful day

Good morning...

***

“ WAVES are INSIPIRING,

not bcoz de RISE-N-FALL;

but bcoz each time de FALL,

day never fail 2 RISE AGAIN!

Wish u the same!

Good morning...

***

So simple is to live;

So simple is to love;

So simple is to smile;

So simple is to win

but so difficult it’s to be simple!

Good Morning...

***

Funny SMS Collection 32

Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ?

Pupil: Hot water !

***

Best error message of the century

An error shown by a computer:

"No keyboard found.

Press any key to continue...."

***

Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning?

Does a book work as a sleeping pill?

Attending classes only for attendance?

Seeing the calendar only for holidays?

Cell in place of calculator?

If the above is happening with you then, Congratulations! You are a normal STUDENT!

***

One Electric wire falls in love with another Electric wire.... What will you call this kind of love

Think.. Think..

That's what I call 'CURRENT AFFAIR'

***

"Try To Keep That Person Happy Always,

Whom You See Everyday In The Mirror.."

***

Girl: Y Do U Always

Follow Me Around ? ?

Boy: Well , Because

When I Was A Kid ,

My Mom Told Me To

Follow My Dreams ...

***

Funny SMS Collection 30

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find

bottles of chilled red wine...

happily they drink and left

next day headline

~ Breaking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed"

***

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But I can’t send you all of them,

It will take a lot of time,

So I’m sending you just 1 joke

.

.

.

“You are so beautiful”

***

If You Dont Want To Get My Message Any More,

Just Do One Simple Thing

.

.

.

.

.

Switch OFF Your Phone.

***

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn’t it rain on you?

***

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples..

if u cry,u'll get wrinkles..

So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

***

Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?

Clerk: Yes.

Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?

2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

***

Funny SMS Collection 29

If u don''''t mind

If u don''''t feel bad

If don''''t hesitate

Please......

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss......

kissan jam bottle just RS.22.50 only.

***

Best punishment to a boy:

Give him a mobile phone, with lots of balance and girls phone numbers and leave him at a place where there is no network.

***

Wife:-I will die.

Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?

Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness

***

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

***

When are you going to marry me?

I can live without you. I love you dear,

marry me within this month otherwise i will die.

See, how Asin messaged me! Silly girl.

***

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU

***

Funny SMS Collection 28

English man: "My grand father lived 96 years, he never used glasses..."

Pathan: I know .. some people drink directly from bottle !!

***

Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence .

Student : WOW !

***

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Monkeys need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling!

***

devil met me & they wanted to kill

the world''s intelligent person.

i gave them your address.

see.

How I fooled them & saved my Life.

***

Beautiful flowers die….

Nice stories end……

Lovely songs fade…….. ..

Momeries are forgotten…

All things comes to end…..

But people like YOU always remain forever

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

***

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

***

Funny SMS Collection 27

GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,

After merriage Beautiful doll,

after one year Nice doll,

after two years only doll,

after three years

PANADOL

***

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.

WHAT R U LOOKING FOR?

I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & U

***

A Man Walking Down A Street Heard A Voice

If U Take 1 More Step

A Brick Will Fall Down & Kill U

He Stopped & A Brick Fell Before Him

He Went On While Crossing Road He Heard Again Stop Just A Car Missed Him

Man Asked

WHO R U

I M Ur Guardian Angel

Man Said

Where Were U When I Was Getting Married

***

Dear Friend,

when i ask u flower,

u give me bouquet

when i ask u a stone

u give me a statue

when i ask u a feather

u give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

***

Little bird in the sky,

dropping charak in your eye,

you don't complain,

you don't cry,

just thank to god,

that cows cant fly.

***

Banta owned a factory.

He issued orders that only married

men would be employed.

Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:

Because married men are more obedient.

***