Funny SMS Collection 27

GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,

After merriage Beautiful doll,

after one year Nice doll,

after two years only doll,

after three years

PANADOL

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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.

WHAT R U LOOKING FOR?

I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & U

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A Man Walking Down A Street Heard A Voice

If U Take 1 More Step

A Brick Will Fall Down & Kill U

He Stopped & A Brick Fell Before Him

He Went On While Crossing Road He Heard Again Stop Just A Car Missed Him

Man Asked

WHO R U

I M Ur Guardian Angel

Man Said

Where Were U When I Was Getting Married

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Dear Friend,

when i ask u flower,

u give me bouquet

when i ask u a stone

u give me a statue

when i ask u a feather

u give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

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Little bird in the sky,

dropping charak in your eye,

you don't complain,

you don't cry,

just thank to god,

that cows cant fly.

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Banta owned a factory.

He issued orders that only married

men would be employed.

Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:

Because married men are more obedient.

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