Funny SMS Collection 29

If u don''''t mind

If u don''''t feel bad

If don''''t hesitate

Please......

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss......

kissan jam bottle just RS.22.50 only.

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Best punishment to a boy:

Give him a mobile phone, with lots of balance and girls phone numbers and leave him at a place where there is no network.

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Wife:-I will die.

Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?

Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness

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Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

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When are you going to marry me?

I can live without you. I love you dear,

marry me within this month otherwise i will die.

See, how Asin messaged me! Silly girl.

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU

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