Funny SMS Collection 28

English man: "My grand father lived 96 years, he never used glasses..."

Pathan: I know .. some people drink directly from bottle !!

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Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence .

Student : WOW !

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Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Monkeys need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling!

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devil met me & they wanted to kill

the world''s intelligent person.

i gave them your address.

see.

How I fooled them & saved my Life.

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Beautiful flowers die….

Nice stories end……

Lovely songs fade…….. ..

Momeries are forgotten…

All things comes to end…..

But people like YOU always remain forever

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BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

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Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

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