Common ABBREVIATIONS

CHESS: Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.

COLD: Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

JOKE: Joy Of Kids Entertainment.

AIM: Ambition In Mind.

DATE: Day And Time Evolution.

EAT: Energy And Taste.

TEA: Taste And Energy Admitted.

PEN: Power Enriched In Nib.

SMILE: Sweet Memories In Lip ex-pression.

BYE: Be with You Everytime.

SMILE

We Smiled when we are kids

To be Beautiful when we grow UP

Even the beauty faded...

But still they look so HAPPY

No matter what bad things happen to you

but Keep A Smile on your face..

PLEASE KEEP SMILING

Because you look beautiful when smile

Beautiful One Liners

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

7. Born free, taxed to death.

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on yourpants.

12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and theblinking red light.

15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented theother three, he was the genius.

16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!

20. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers

24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

25. Someday is not a day of the week

26.. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.

28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.

29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

And the Best!

31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive,

fattening or married to someone else

Parrot Flower

THE VERY RARE PARROT FLOWER

This is a flower from Thailand. It is also a protected species and is not allowed to be exported.

This will be the only way we will be able to view this flower.

A flower all the way from Thailand.

African Proverbs On Love

True love means what's mine is yours.

He who doesn't feel jealousy is not in love.

Perhaps you do not understand me because you do not love me.

It's better to fall from a tree and a break your back than to fall in love and break your heart.

A fish and bird may fall in love but the two cannot build a home together.

To be able to love other people you must be able to love yourself.

Love is a painkiller.

Love never gets lost it's only kept.

Love is like cough you can't hold it back.

The path leads towards loved ones not thorns.

Why take away something by force which you can obtain by love.

Loving someone that does not love you is like loving the rain that falls in the forest.

He who loves the vase loves also what is inside.

To love that one who never loves you is like rain falling in the forest.

Brothers love each other when they are equally rich.

Pretend you are dead and you will see who really loves you.

It is difficult for two long-nosed lovers to kiss.

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love.

Don't look into the eyes of your lover, or you will see what he has told many women before.

It's much easier to fall in love than to stay in love.

Proverb & its Opposites

NEWTON'S THIRD LAW STATES: "EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL AND AN OPPOSITE REACTION".

SO IT WOULD STAND TO REASON THAT EVERY PROVERB HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE PROVERB.

ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT

BUT

TIME AND TIDE WAIT FOR NONE

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD

BUT

ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS

WISE MEN THINK ALIKE

BUT

FOOLS SELDOM DIFFER

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE

BUT

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH

SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE

BUT

TIME WAITS FOR NONE

LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP

BUT

STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT

DO IT WELL, OR NOT AT ALL

BUT

HALF A LOAF IS BETTER THAN NONE

BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER

BUT

OPPOSITES ATTRACT

DON'T CROSS YOUR BRIDGES BEFORE YOU COME TO THEM

BUT

FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED

DOUBT IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM

BUT

FAITH WILL MOVE MOUNTAINS

GREAT STARTS MAKE GREAT FINISHES

BUT

IT ISN'T OVER TILL IT'S OVER

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

BUT

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY

SILENCE IS GOLDEN

BUT

THE SQUEAKY WHEEL GETS THE GREASE

YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD TO LEARN

BUT

YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS

WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER

BUT

ONE MAN'S MEAT IS ANOTHER MAN'S POISON

ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER

BUT

OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND

TOO MANY COOKS SPOIL THE BROTH

BUT

MANY HANDS MAKE LIGHT WORK

HOLD FAST TO THE WORDS OF YOUR ANCESTORS

BUT

WISE MEN MAKE PROVERBS AND FOOLS REPEAT THEM

Why do we say - Hello?

When you call someone and they answer the call... why do we say "HELLO..."...????

Do you know what is the real origin of using the word 'Hello' as the conversation starter in a phone call..???

It is the name of a GIRL..!!!

YES...!!!!!!!!!!!

And do you know who is that girl..??

Margaret Hello.....

She was the girlfriend of Graham Bell... the man who invented the telephone....

His first 2 instruments were at his and her place... and the first call he made to commercially test the phones was to his girlfriend..!!!!

One may forget the name of Graham Bell... but we will never be able to forget his girlfriend's name....!!!!

Now that my friend... is  true LOVE..!!!!

Value has a value...

30 second Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)

"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air.

You name them - Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit and you're keeping all

of these in the Air.

You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will

bounce back.

But the other four Balls

- Family, Health, Friends and Spirit - are made of glass. If you drop one of

these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even

shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for

it." VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED".

A to Z of Motivation

Avoid Negative Thoughts, People, Things and Habits.

Believe in yourself.

Consider things from every angle and others points of view.

Dare to Dream and Dream Big

Energy, Excitement and Enthusiaism is in your blood.

Family and Friends are hidden treasures ; enjoy these riches.

Give more than you planned to.

Have a good sense of humour.

Ignore Critisism, Ridicule and Discouragement from others.

Jump on Problems because they are Opportunities in disguise.

Keep up the good work however hard it may seem.

Love yourself, just as you are.

Make Impossibility a Possibility.

Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal...

Open your eyes and see things as they really are.

Prefect Practice makes you perfect.

Quitters never Win and Winners never Quit.

Reward yourself for every small success and achievement.

Stop Wasting your Time and Procrastinating important Goals.

Take control of your Life and your Goals.

Understand so that you could Understood.

Visualize your Goals and Dreams everyday.

Win over your own weaknesses and make them as your Strengths.

Xccelerate your efforts

Yes Yes Yes, Yes you Can and You Will

Zap your Stress and Enjoy your Life..

The Modern Humanity

The Modern Humanity

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Beware of Spy Cameras

The Buddha explained how to handle insult and maintain compassion.

One day Buddha was walking through a village. A very angry and rude young man came up and began insulting him. "You have no right teaching others," he shouted. "You are as stupid as everyone else. You are nothing but a fake."

Buddha was not upset by these insults. Instead he asked the young man "Tell me, if you buy a gift for someone, and that person does not take it, to whom does the gift belong?"

The man was surprised to be asked such a strange question and answered, "It would belong to me, because I bought the gift."

The Buddha smiled and said, "That is correct. And it is exactly the same with your anger. If you become angry with me and I do not get insulted, then the anger falls back on you. You are then the only one who becomes unhappy, not me. All you have done is hurt yourself."

"If you want to stop hurting yourself, you must get rid of your anger and become loving instead. When you hate others, you yourself become unhappy. But when you love others, everyone is happy."

The young man listened closely to these wise words of the Buddha. "You are right, o Enlightened One, "he said. "Please teach me the path of love.

I wish to become your follower."

The Buddha answered kindly,

"Of course. I teach anyone who truly wants to learn. Come with me."

Kids are Smart

Once a boy went to a shop with his mother. The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and showed him a bottle with sweets and said ‘Dear Child..u can take the sweets.

But the child didnt take. The shop keeper was surprised. Such a small child he is and why is he not taking the sweets from the bottle. Again he said take the sweets.

Now the mother also heard that and said.. take the sweets dear. Yet he didnt take. The shopkeeper seeing the child not taking the sweets. He himself took the sweets and gave to the child. The child was happy to get two hands full of sweets.

While returning home the Mother asked the child… Why didnt you take the sweets, when the shop keeper told you to take?

Can you guess the response:

Child replies… Mom! my hands are very small and if i take the sweets i can only take few.. but now you see when uncle gave with his big hands. How many more sweets i got!

Moral:

When we take we may get little but when God or Supreme Authority gives… HE gives us more beyond our expectations. more than what we can hold..!!

Buddha’s Advice to Calm a Disturbed Mind

Once Buddha was walking from one town to another town with a few of his followers.. This was in the initial days. While they were traveling, they happened to pass a lake. They stopped there and Buddha told one of his disciples, “I am thirsty. Do get me some water from that lake there.”

The disciple walked up to the lake. When he reached it, he noticed that right at that moment, a bullock cart started crossing through the lake. As a result, the water became very muddy, very turbid. The disciple thought, “How can I give this muddy water to Buddha to drink!”

So he came back and told Buddha, “The water in there is very muddy. I don’t think it is fit to drink.” After about half an hour, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back to the lake and get him some water to drink. The disciple obediently went back to the lake.

This time too he found that the lake was muddy. He returned and informed Buddha about the same. After sometime, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back. The disciple reached the lake to find the lake absolutely clean and clear with pure water in it. The mud had settled down and the water above it looked fit to be had. So he collected some water in a pot and brought it to Buddha.

Buddha looked at the water, and then he looked up at the disciple and said,” See what you did to make the water clean. You let it be…. and the mud settled down on its own – and you got clear water. Your mind is also like that! When it is disturbed, just let it be. Give it a little time. It will settle down on its own. You don’t have to put in any effort to calm it down. It will happen. It is effortless.

Some Beautiful Lines

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!

Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like

expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.

Think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,but what we are inside

. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,

walk as if you don't care who rules the world!

That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

5. Every lady hopesthat her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.

They said , he who never lived, cannot die!

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?

He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

8. So many options for suicide:

Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,

jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,

but we chose Marriage, slow sure!

9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

10. All desirable things in life are either

illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru

We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi

12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.

Which makes it a logical statement that

90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

Hedonist Yacht , An Luxury Wooden Yacht

Art of Kinetik studio produces bespoke luxury wooden yachts. Its latest creation is Hedonist yacht, which combines levels of refinement and comfort with daring looks and matchless performance. This 63 foot yacht has a solid mahogany hull and it delivers an unusually smooth ride even at the top speed of 40 knots. No screws are visible at any point and nor is any plastic. It seems that Art of Kinetik has a great team of engineers, designers, naval architects and craftsmen.