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2011'la oru sattam konduvarapporanga:

Yaravadhu azhaga iruntha tax kattanumam.

Kadavul punniyathla neenga thappichittinga,

naanthan maatti kittan.

ok ok cool.

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Ennathan MBBS padichu doctor aanaalum

computer'la irukara vairas ku Tablets koduka Mudiyaathu..

By computer Mouse'ku Eli Marunthu vaipor Sangam...!

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Ponnungala Entha Alavuku

Love Pannanum Theriyuma.?

Naama Avala Love Panratha Parthu Ava

Friend Namaloda Odi Varanum..!

By, Kavalan Groups…!

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Running racela kaal evalo vegama oodinalum

Parisu Kaaiku than kidaikkum....thats life

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"SMS" anuppuravan "KADAVUL",

"CALL" pannaravan "MANUSAN".

Na 'kadavulunu' proof pannittan,

enga neenga atleast 'manishanu' proof pannunga pakalam!

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A Student : Bike irundhaa Oatta thoanudhu T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu but Book irundhaa mattum Yean padikka thona Maattengudhu.?

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Manidhanukkum, Mobile’ukkum small difference.?!?

Manidhanukku Kaal illainaa Balance panna mudiyaadhu, Mobile’ukku Balance illainaa

Call panna mudiyaadhu..

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"SAVITRI"oda rendu akka peru enna?

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SAVI one, SAVI two

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man.1:unga wifeku naai kadichadha kelvipatten,neenga 1st aid enna senjeenga?

man.2:antha naaiku chicken briyaani vangi potten..

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Poonaikku Paal Pidikkum.

Pulikku Maan Pidikkum.

But Pasuvukku Unnaththaan Pidikkum.

Yenna Nee Oru Punnaakku.....

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In a forest 10 people were walking....! (including me)

Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people.....

but didn't TOUCH me......

WHY?

Because

Nangadhan singamla.....

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Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?

Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu, 3quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

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Maapi, eppadhi da pogudhu life?

Veetla ellam eppadi irukkanga?

Amma, appa, thangachi ellam sowkiyama?

Kadaisiya endha padam paartha da?

Onnu milla romba bore, adhan oru msg anuppalam’nnu.

Eppam indha pakkam varadha idea?

Apparam maapi, onnu solla marandhitaen da…

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Pirandha Naal Nalvaazthukkal!

Enna maranduthaennu paathiya? Chance’sae illai!

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Jeevan

ullavarai

manithan

Panam

ullavarai

Mariyaathai

Nesam

ullavarai

Paasam

Yen Uyir

ullavarai

Nam Natpu

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Sivapu manithanukum nizhal karuputhan

karupu manithanuku ratham sivaputhan

vannangalil illai vazhkai

Manitha enangalil ullathu vazhkai

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Kaadhal enbathu Nadukkadal.

Athil villundhu vidaathey!

Angu alaikal kooda illai..

Unai karai serppatharku..

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School life: +2 varai,

College life: Padikkumvarai,

Love life: Kalyanam varai, But

Namma friendship: February 30 varum varai...

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Kaatrukum en meedhu kobam Karanam ketan

Swasippathu enae Nessipathu unaieya endrathu.

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Thani Thelichi yen Kolam poduranga?

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Kolam pottutu Thanni Thelicha Azhinchidum. Adhan.

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Teacher: Students Elephant persusa? Erumbu (Ant) perusa?

Student: Appadi yellam summa solla mudiyadhu Madam. DATE OF BIRTH solunga….

By, Last Bench Rowdies

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LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu? Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jatila uchaa poitten.

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Sardar looking at a ice cube for 1 hour…

Someone asked him… what are doing….

Sardar: Ada iruppa indha ice kattila iurndu Engayo Leak Aagudhu adha than theduran…

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Girl: Appa nan Sadhika virumbukiren.

Dad: Very good. Endha field la ma?

Girl: Ayo appa en boy friend name “Sadhik“.

Dad: ??????

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Oruthan Fan la thooku pttukuarn but

avan sagala yen theriuma???

...

…

...

…

Bcoz adhu,

“TABLE FAN”…

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Kannum Kannum nokia.Japan capital tokia.

un mobile enna ootaiya?sms anupa matiya?

idha padikara ne monkeya'a illa donkey'a?

Just Jokia..

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“Uyir Priyum Nerathai Vida Figure Priyum Nerame Kodumaiyanathu…

Athanal Than Kadavul Oru Uyiraium, Pala Figuraium Koduthu Irukkiraan.

” GOD IS GREAT “.

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WIFE : Yeanga Namakku Marriage panni vaicha Aiyyar

Setthu poyttaram.

HUSBAND : Senja pavam Summa Vituma...

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Boy: Un veetuku poyirunthen, inimel namakku kalyanam

aakumunu enakku thonala.

Girl:Enga appava parthingala?

Boy:illa un thangachiya parthen!

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U vs Me:

Naan - Neruppu Nee - Paruppu

Naan - Aagayam Nee - Vengayam

Naan - Irumbu Nee- Thurumbu

Tension aagadha.

Neeyum forward paniko...

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Neenga anuppura sms yenakku romba pidichchirukku.

Adhanaala ungalakku oru Chinna Gift

Rs. ________/-

this is Blank Cheque. You can fill the Amount as you Want

and collect from

Dubai BANK,

No-6

VIVEKAANANDER THERU,

DUBAI KURUKKU SANDHU,

DUBAI MAIN ROAD,

DUBAI BUS STAND,

DUBAI.

Thiruppi sollava.?

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Man 1: “En periya paiyan doctora irukaan..

Chinna paiyan rowdiya irukaan ..”

Man 2: Appa Kolagara kudumbam nu sollunga..

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what is the difference between dubukku and dubakkoor.

Dubukku will read this msg,Dubakoor will delete this msg.

Ippo yenna pannuva?Ippo ena pannuva?

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Amaichar: Manna! Naatil panjam thalai "virithu" adukiruthu.

Pulikesi: Appadia! "ribbon" ai kattikondu olungaga ada sollum.

Amaichar:!!!!!!!!!!!?????

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Veeran: Manna Neenga Porukku Pogum Pothu

Yen”Kavasam” Podureenga..?

Mannar: “Kavasam” Podalaina Enaku “Thevasam”

Senjuruvanga da Madaya.

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Africa'la pirandha kuzhandhaikku pallu enna colour'la irukkum??

Enna yosikaringala?

Dubukku..... pirandha kuzhandhaiku edhu pallu!!!!

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6 birds were sitting in tree.A man saw that & shoot over tree.

5 birds flew away. but 1 bird sitting.

Why?

koluppu…

Unna mathiriyae koluppu…

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Hai

onnumila

chummathan

nejama onnumilai

sonna puriyatha?

tamil la thane solrean

sathiyama onnumilla

ada.da..

vidamatinga polirukku..!

0k. 0k..solrean

Good Night…..

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Naan yen unnai Ninaikiren? Un kuda Pesuren? Unakku

msg Pannuren? Athai yen nee padikkirai BECAuse "

Namma rendu perukkume vera vela illa...

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There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi. so kaliman

demand aiducham. so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.

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Kanneerai thudaika,

Unnai pol

Oru nanban

irunthaal!

1000 “MOKKA” padam vanthalum thuninthu paarpen”

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Neenga Enakku Msg Anuppamal Irukrathuku 5 Kaaranam Irukkalam.,

1.No time

2.No free msg

3.No balance

4.Network problem.

5.Oru singathai Ceendi parka bayam!

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Dr Monitor MBBS, ulcer Specialist.

Dr.Wills Lungs Specialist.

Dr.Manikchand Mouth Cancer Specialist.

Dr.Beer Thoppai Specialist...

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Enna than ladies padippil 1st ta irunthalum avanga use

panra Pen “Hero Pen than” Heroin Pen illai”

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In a forest 10 people were walking....! (including me)

Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people..... but didnt

TOUCH me...... WHY?

Because Nangadhan singamla..........

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cricket la ball adicha century

adhE ball unna adichaa injury

pongal la irukkuradhu mundhiri

innum enna thoongura endhiri

kokkarakO gummaangO

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Hi I have changed my number. Note down my new number

and my new number is ’100′

Dairiyam irundha ippa missed call kudu paarppom…

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Ennaium, Onnaium sernthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?

Press down

" N " " 1 "

Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkanum.

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Yesterday i decided to sucide I went to a mountain and

tried to jump. At that time i got a message in my mobile. It's

your message , after i read it i decided to live. U know

why? Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda

irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!

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Pengalin kathal Spin bowling mathiri

Eppo enge thirumbumnu yarukkumtheriyathu.

So be careful...

Enna pathi kavalai pada vendam I am a good

Batsman...

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En SMS Nilavu pondrathu...

Oru nal athigamagum

oru nal kuraiyum

Oru nal illamaley pogum

But marupadiyum varum...

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Face fulla Smile irukkatum,

Life fulla Jolly irukkatum,

Pocket fulla Money irukkatum,

But manasula orama intha friend ninaippu

eppothum irukkatum...

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Boomi sirithal Boogambam...

Kadal sirithal Sunami...

Kaatru sirithal Puyal

Ne sirithal Punnagai

Un Mobile sirithal

En sweet SMS...

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Diwali is sound ful

Pongal is sweet ful

Holi is colour ful

Love is April ful

But our Frienship is Powerful...

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Un kobam nee nesippavargalai verukka

vaikkum...

Un anbu unnai veruppavargalaium nesikka

vaikkum...

Love all...

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Anaivaraium Virumbu

Silarai Nambu

Oruvarai Pinpatru

Aanal Ovvoruvaridam irunthum Katrukkol...

- Dr.AbdulKalam

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"Tholviku sawal vidu

Mudinthal ennai thorkadi endru..."

Gud Morning...

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Natpu enpathu

Kankalai vittu pirinthu sellum kanneer thuligal

alla athu Kangalodu irukkum karu vizhigal...

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Sugam vanthal athai yetrukol,

Sogam vanthal atharku en mugavari solli

anuppu

Un sumai thanga nan thol koduppen endrum.

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Ninaivugal athigamagum pothu Natpinai thedi

selvom!

Nanbargalai Pirium pothu Ninaivugalai thedi

selvom...

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Paarthu parthu valarkum ammavukku oru sottu

kanneer vida thayangubavan parkkamal

verukkum kathalikkaga uyiraiyum vida

thudikkiran...

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En thottathil 1000 roja kalai valarthen athil

ondru kuda ennai mullal kuthavillai, yen endral

1000 rojakalum en meethu ungalai polave

pasam kondathu....

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Ennai santhipavargal Vettri peramal

Ponathillai...

Ippadikku

"THOLVI"

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Man1 : 18 pattikum sonthakarannu sonnathai

nambi ponnu kuduthathu thappa pochu

Man2 : yen?

Man1 : sonnavan Kerala karan 18 Dog

vachirukkan.

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Alagu roja kuda un punnagai parthal oru nodi

sinthikkum...

Yaru petha pullaiyo ippadi mental mathiri

sirichukitu irukkunu...

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Salesman: Sir, Erumbu Powder venuma???

Customer: Vendampa, inniku erumbukku

powder vankitu pona nalaiku kosu lipstick

ketkume!!!!

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Ennathan India paampa(snake) irunthalum antha paampu “push” “push” nu than sollum...

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PUNCH:kannaa naai biscuita naaiku pottaa adhu unna vittutu biscuita saapidum..

Aana tiger biscuita tigerukku potta adhu biscuitta vittutu unna saapidum.

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HM: Dai evanda tamil aasiriyar kaalai pudichu vaari vitathu…?

STUDENT: Sir, nethu school vittathum avar thaan,” NAALAI, KAALAI VAARUNGAL” nu sonnar.

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Ennathan pasanga 220cc pulsar, 350cc

apache bikea vanginalum athu eppavum 80cc

scooty pinnadithan poguthu....

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Conductor: checking vanthutar ellarum avar

avar ticketa kaminga.

Student: Munnadiye sollirukalamla sir

ennoda ticket pona stopla than irangi pochu...

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Vijayakanthukkum Namithavukkum ulla otrumai

enna?

Think?

Vijaykanthuku "Sorry" pidikkathu

Namithaku "Saree" Pidikkathu

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Nan Loosu

Nan Loosu

Nan Loosu

Nan Loosu

Nan than Loosu

Nan mattumae Loosu

Nan Loosu

Nan than Loosu

OK OK neenga ivvalo thoram sollurenga nan

namburen.

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Nallaiku ella school & collageku leave. Please

inform all by Tamilnadu Government.

Reason: Rosy miss naai kutty sethu pochu...

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A man has 400rs. But he gave 100rs each to 4

beggars. Intha kanakku sariya thappa?

Ans: Sarithan

Bcoz 4 perukku nallathuna ethuvume thappillai!

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Thavaru endru therinthum

Thavirka mudiyamal

Thavikkum Idhayathin Aasai than

"KADHAL"

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100 pengalidam kadhali solvathu unmaiyana

kadhal illai

100 murai ore pennidam solvathudhan

unmaiyana Kadhal...

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Kangal thirakkum varai un kanavu needikkum...

En kangal moodum varai un ninaivu

needikkum...

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Naan "I LOVE YOU" sonna pothu aval kangal

sivanthana...

Appothu theriyavillai pinbu en kannam

sivakkum endru

"LIPSTICK" machi...

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Yen thottathil pookum poovai kuda parikka

mudiyavillai,

Karanam pirivin vali yenakku therium...

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Unnai vittu piriya manam illai enakku,

Athanal than ninaikkum pothellam unnai thottu

selgiren...

Vizigalidam Imaigal sonnathu...

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Penne

Neeyum oru Imaiyamalai sigaram than...

Un idhayathai innamum ennaal thoda

mudiyavillaiye!!!

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Urakkathil en vizhigal mudinalum

En idhayathil un ninaivugal Malarnthey

irrukum...

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Entha oru idhayam unnai paarka kudathu endru

solli marakka thudikiratho antha idhayam than

unnai athigamaga nesikkum...

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Vaanam than thooram endru ninaithirunthen,

aanal un anbu kidaitha pinbu vaanathai vida un

pirivuthan thooram endru unarnthen...

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Karai thodum alagal azhagu...

athai vida azhagu

Alai thodum aval patham...

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Mega moottam pol aval ninaivuagl...

Eppothu vendumanalum mazhai varalam,

"EN KANNIL"

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Cow, cell, ya, super, ajaa, ram, aa, Poor,

wa, Sun, ya, pra, worth, the, they!

Enna puriyalaiya!!!

Ithu "Suprabatham"

Vegama Padi...

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Intha Ulagam romba mosam.......

Vidunga neenga button amukkina mattum thirunthida pogutha. Poi unga velaya Parunga...

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"Sei allathu sethu Madi"

By Hero Nethaji

"Padi allathu Panni maei"

by Mera Pithaji

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Saptukitey iruntha than eating...

Odikitey irunthathan running...

Ana

Katti mudicha piragum athuku peru Building...

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Diference between Gud friend & best friend

When ur love fails

A gud friend says

Its her bad luck

A best friend says

Nalaiku porom thookuram

Sambo siva sambo...

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Anaithu Rojakalum malarum intha

kalai nerathil Oru roja mattum yean Porvaikul?

Get up My dear friend...

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Aasai konjama vai

Alagai alava vai

Manasa nilaiyaga vai

Paasatha unmaiya vai

But

Friendshipa mattum un Uyira vai...

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Kaathalikkum pothu Kulanthaiyaga iru,

Appothuthan aval yematrum pothum Sirithukonde iruppai...

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Rasikkum manamulla manithanukku,

Thunbangalum Inbamay!

So love ur Life each & Every moments...

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Pagalukku bye solli...

Iravukku hai solli...

Sleepuku welcome solli...

Kanavu ennum malarai

parikka pogum frienduku

Gud Night...

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Ala vaipathu Aval endru therinthum

Adam pidikirathu en Kangal

Avalaithan Kana vendum endru...

Thats love...

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Uthirntha pookalukkaga kanner viduvathai vida

Malarkindra pookalukku thannir vidungal...

So dont feel for the past happenings...

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"Un natpil uranga Aasai

Vidiyum varai alla

Uyir piriyum varai..."

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Anbai sumakka idhayam undu,

Kannerai vadikka kangal undu,

Kadamai mudikka kaikal undu,

Endrum unnai ninaikka Nanban nan undu...

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Nenjil sogangal irunthalum

kannil kanavugal irunthalum

Valvil varuthangal irunthalum

endrum en ninaivil nee iruppai

"En Uyiraga"

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Unaku oru kastam endral

yen uyiraium tharuven..

Antha Uyirku oru kastam endral

oru sottu Kanneer tharuvaya??

Yendrum Natpudan un uyir thozhan...

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Alum pothu thanimaiyil alu

Sirikkum pothu Nanbargalodu siri

Kootathil aluthal Nadippu enbargal,

Thanimaiyil sirithal Paithiyam enbargal...

By Kannadasan

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Meendu oru jenmam iruppathu nijamanaal

Nee mattum enakku pothum...

Uravaga alla...Uyir tharum Natpaga...

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Malara thudikkum mottuku theriyathu

Malarnthal maranam yendru...

So dont think about future...

Enjoy every moments of Life...

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Mull illa Roja aval Mugam...

aanal

Rojave illatha Mull thottam aval IDHAYAM...

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Vaanam endral 1000 Nachthram Varum

Vaalkai endral 1000 thunbangal varum

Suriyan vanthal Nachathram maraium

Nambikkai irunthal Thunbangal kuraium...

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Oru murai Kathalum Natpum Santhithathu...

Kathal: Nan vantha piraku nee yetharku ?

Natpu : Nee vittu sendra piraku kanneer thudaippatharku...

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Kidaikkum ella sippigalilum Muthu iruppathillai...

Athu pola Santhikkum manithargal ellorum

unnai pola muthaga iruppathillai...

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Pala naatkal avalidam pesa mudiyatha enakku andru mattum epidi thairiyam vanthathu,

"Wish u Happy Married Life" endu solla...

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Vetri enbathu Nizhal pola

athai ne thedi poga vendam,

Ne velicham nokki nadakkum pothu unnudan Varum...!

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Iravu varuvathu imaigal mooda mattum alla...

Unnai pola nanbarkalai Ninaikkavum than...!

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Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai

aanal

En idhayam Rojavaivida alaganathu...

Yean theriuma?

Athil "Unnai pondra natpugal iruppathal"

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Sirithavanukku Sirippu nirantharam illai

Aluthavanukku alugaium nirantharam illai...

Sirithavanukku alum neram vanthuvittathu

aluthavanukku sirikkum neram thoramillai...

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Karanam illamal Kathal varuvathillai...

Aanal antha Karanam than yarukkum purivathillai...

Thats love....

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Tholvikku 2 Karanam:

1. Yosikkamal Seivathu

2. Yosithum seiyamal iruppathu.

So Be Confident

Think & Do It.

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Pirinthu pona un ninaivugal ovvoru naalum en kangalukkul

vanthu konduthan irukkindrana...

Kanavaga alla Kanneeraga...

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Unnai marantha idhaythai ninaithu kondu

unnai unmaiyaga nesikkum nanbanin

idhayathai ilanthu vidathey...

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If Sura is flop like Vetaikaran...

Vijay planned 2 act in Serials...

Send this sms 2 aunty & uncle

who watching serial & create awareness...

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Surya: Chess vilaiyada povom varingala?

Vijay:Neenga poi groundla wait pannunga nan Shoe

pottutu varean...

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Actor vijay next film:

1.Sura(Sakthi Ragavan)

2.Police(Gautham menan)

3.Puyal(Tharani)

4.Nadanam(Prabu deva)

5.Irul(Selva ragavan)

Sangeetha: Ennaga enthiringa mani 7 achu...

Vijay:Aiyo appa yellam verum kanava?

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Police: Inniku unakku thooku kadaisi aasai iruntha sollu?

Kaithi: Ajitha Pakkanum.

Police: Avar busya iruppar, Vijaya Pakkuriya?

Kaithi: Athuku thookulaye thongalam...

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Post officela entha animal irukkum?

yosinga? Theriyalaiya?

"Otta-Gum" irukkum!

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I was travelling in d bus

Suddenly driver put break.

I fall on a girl & kissed her.

Girl:Enna da pannra?

Nan CTS la Team leader. Neenga?

Moral: Namakku eppavum workthan mukkiyam.

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