Funny SMS Collection 30

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find

bottles of chilled red wine...

happily they drink and left

next day headline

~ Breaking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed"

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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But I can’t send you all of them,

It will take a lot of time,

So I’m sending you just 1 joke

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“You are so beautiful”

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If You Dont Want To Get My Message Any More,

Just Do One Simple Thing

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Switch OFF Your Phone.

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The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn’t it rain on you?

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If u r stressed, you'll get pimples..

if u cry,u'll get wrinkles..

So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

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Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?

Clerk: Yes.

Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?

2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

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