Funny SMS Collection 31

Once upon a time there lived Ali-BaBa & 40 thieves.

But now there are only 20 thieves...

Why?

Recession!!!

Job cuts throughout the World!

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Close your eyes I have a gift for you

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Oh u didn't close your eyes!!!!!

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When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

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Funy sayngs:

1.Ur future depends on ur dreams(So go 2 sleep)

2.Hardwork never kills any1(but y 2 take risk)

3.Alcohol kills slowly(So wat,Who is in a hurry!)

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One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile

His call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on

Talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.

What MORAL do u get???

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An IDEA can change your wife.

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Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when

He was offered tea?

Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.

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How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?

Ready....Steady.....PO

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Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi.

Kumble

brings a bottle, but takes it directly to

Tendulkar.

Why?

Ans: Because Tendulkar is an opener.

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