Funny SMS Collection 26

After an emotinal hug,

Girl whispers to Boy:

If u hug me once more like that,

i will be yours forever.

Boy: THANKS FOR THE WARNING!

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when i call u;

1 ring means i’m thinking of u;

2 ring means i like u;

3 means i miss u;

4 means ………..pick d phone idiot

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Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....

OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6

7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!

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Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.

Sardar : Bad.

Interviewer : Come.

Sardar : Go.

Interviewer : Ugly.

Sardar : Pichlli.

Interviewer : U G L Y?

Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!

Interviewer : Shut Up.

Sardar : Keep Talking.

Interviewer : Get Out.

Sardar : Come In.

Interviewer : Oh my God.

Sardar : Oh my Devil.

Interviewer : U r Rejected.

Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE

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Please Pass This SmS To All Ur Friends.

A Person With Blood Group A+ve

Contact # 03334209211

Urgently Needs 2 Bottles

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.

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Of MARINDA With 1 Large Pizza

Thanks!

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!

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LOVE is like a CIGAR

It starts with a fire….. continues with smoke……and ends in ashes…

But dont worry – we are chain smokers

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