tamil jokes 1

Ennathan karunanithi DMK la irundhalum avar veetu maadu "AMMA" nu than kathum

Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachi road poda mudiyuma??

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Ennadhan aeroplane mela parandhaalum Petrol poda keelathaan varanum

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Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appa 'brain wash' nna,, braina kazhuvaradhaa

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Tea cupla tea irukum.Appa world cupla world irukkuma??

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Cell moolama sms anuppalaam Aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu

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Adyar Anandhabavan branch Chennai fulla irukkum aanna Adyar Alamarathoda branch adyar-la mattum than irukkum.. ithu than ulagam

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Paambu Ethanai Thadavai Padam Eduthalum Athaala Oru Thadavai Kooda Theatre-La Release Panna Mudiyathu...

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Ration Card A Vatchu Sim Card Vangalam Ana Sim Card A Vatchu Ration Card Vanga Mudiyathu

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Nenga Enna Than Thene Potu Koli Valathalum Athu Muta Than Podum 100/100 Ellam Podathu

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Kanna Bus Stop La Bus Than Vanthu Nikum Ana Full Stop La Full Vanthu Nikuma

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Paaku Marathula Paaku Irukum, Theaku Marathula Thaeku Irukum, Aana Pana Marathula Panam Irukaadhu..!!

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Cycle La Poana Cycling, Train La Poana Training-A?

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Mechanical Engineer Mechanic Aagalam Aana Software Engineer Software Aaga Mudiyadhu..

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Kosu Kadicha Tortoise Aethivakkalam Aana Tortoise Kadicha Kosu Aethivakka Mudiyumaaaaaaaaaa!

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Key Boardla Key Irrukkum Anna Mother Boardla Mother Irrukkuma

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Nee Evalo Periya Padipalliya Irundhalum Exam Hall La Poi Padikka Mudiyadhu.

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School Testla Bit Adikkalaam......... College Testla Bit Adikkalaam....... Aannaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Blood Testla Bit Adikka Mudiyaadhu..

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Enna Than Naai Nandri Ullatha Than Irunthalum Athala Thank You Solla Mudeyathu!!!!!!!! Idhuthan Valkai

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Lunch Bagla Lunch Kondu Poha Mudiyum... But School Bagla Shoola Kondu Pohamudiyumaaaa__________________________________________________________

Aayiram Than Irundhalum Aayirathi Onnu Than Perusu

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Yennathan Ahimsavathiya Irundhalum Chappathiya Suttu Than Sappida Mudiyum..

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Ni Enna Than Veerana Irundhalum, Kulir Adicha Thirumba Adikka Mudiyathu..

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Kovil Maniya Namma Adicha Saththam Varum... Aana Kovil Mani Nammala Adicha Raththam Than Varum

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Meluga Vachchu Melugu Vathi Seyyalam... Aana Kosuva Vachi Kosu Vathi Seyya Mudiyathu..

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Pallu Valina Palla Pudungalam Aana Kannu Valina Kanna Pudunga Mudiyuma

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Idly Podiya Thotu Idly Saapidalaam Aana Mooku Podiya Thotu Mooka Saapida Mudiyathu

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Kadamaiya sei Palanai ethir paakkathe! ithu Geethaiyil sonnathu Kaathal sei kalyanam seiyathe Ithu Boathaiyil sonathu.

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Nee, Nilavai parthal kadavulin alagu puriyum...

Suriyanai Parthal kadavulin Sakthi puriyum...

Nee kannadiyai paarthal kadavulin Thappu puriyum.

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Povukul theyn, Nellukul Arishi, Mannukul Vairam, "Un manasa Thottu sollu? Un Mandaikul kaliman thaney!!!!

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Bakery shop: Paarthiban; Unga kadaila ella bannum kidaikkuma? vadivel: Amaa...Paarthiban: ok 1kg ribbon 1kg carbon kodu.

Sardar 1: I spoke to Sania Mirza yesterday on the phone . Sardar 2 : thats great. What did she say? Sardar 1: Wrong number.

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Think different do different.. Make different... Achieve different... Spead different...Then only you can goto Metal Hospital.....

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Picha edupathu Eppadi????

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picha eduka ivlo aasaiya! sollave illa..

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Namitha-ku 5 vaisu irukupothu avanga parents epadi koopitirupanga?.

Romba mukkiyam. poi velaya parunga.

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Vadivel: Yennappa idly chillunu irukku? Parthiban: Boardla yenna pottu irukku.. vadivel: Ariya Bhawan Parthiban: Appurum enna suudava erukkum! koyyla

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Latest thirukural 'Beedi" yal sutta pun Ullaarum Aarathae 'Brandy' Yaal Vendha vayiru" send this sms to 10 'kudimagan' you will get a "Quater" Free...

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Stu 1: enda unnai peincipal thittinar stu 2: Principal avaroda naya kaanavillai nu paperla add kodukka sonnar. Naan "principal naya" kanumnu add koduthutten.

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Kambi1 kambi2 kambi3 kambi4 kambi5 kambi6 kambi7 kambi8 kambi9 Ha ha ha ha........... Eppadi Unna plan panni kambi enna Vachen Pathiya.

Oru Vidukathai sollattumaa.... "Thagara pettikkul mogini pisasukal" AdhuYenna....? Theriyalayaa..? Adhu LADIES college bus....

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Pricipal: Eanda late?;

Student: Bike repair sir;

Principal: Busla varrathu thane?;

Student: Bus vaanga kaasu illa sir

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Sar: Excuesme, vaigai exp poiducha? T.T.E:; No. Sar: Pandian? T.T.E: No. Sar::Nellai? T.T.E: No, sir..Neeng yeng poganum? Sar:: "Intha Thandavalatha thaandi poganum.........

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Sardar: 50 rupees iruntha kadana kodunga...! Man: Panam suthama illeenga.! Sardar: Paravayilla, Alukka irunthalum kodunga..!..

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Girl: Darling Nenga Enditta Eathai Parthu Love Pannuneenga..? Boy: Darling Innum Eathaiyum Parkkala..! Parkkalamnu Thaan Love Pandren chellam..!

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Lights went off in girls hostel the watchman galled up TNEB office and says " Send your men immediately because the Girls are using candles.....

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Naan yen unnai Ninaikiren? Un kuda Pesuren? Unakku msg Pannuren? Athai yen nee padikkirai BECAuse " Namma rendu perukkume vera vela illa....

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Figure illanna college waste sugar illanna coffe waste. Love illanna life waste. Moon illana sky waste. Chellam Nee illana ....Zoo waste!....

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Dog likes BONE. Elephant likes BANANA . Ant likes Sugar. Cow likes Grass. And monkey likes what...? ............................Sollu

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Gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us to write down our sins before entering the heaven. Before I could start wrting I heard you shouting "Addtional Sheets Please!!!"

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Manasu sariuyillenu doctor kitta ponen, Test panittu oru loosudu sms annupu sariyagidumnu sonnar. Neeye sollu da enakku unna vitta yara therium?..

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Manasu sariuyillenu doctor kitta ponen, Test panittu oru loosudu sms annupu sariyagidumnu sonnar. Neeye sollu da enakku unna vitta yara therium?..

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Oru kaakitham 2 mins erinju chaambal ayirum, 1 kattai 10 mins erinju chaambal ayirum, 1 maram 2 hrs erinju chaambal ayirum, aana..................aaaaaaanaaaaa...... i bulb evalavu neram erinjaalum chaambal akirathu illai... how is it... ippadithaan.. puthusu puthusaa yosikkanum.

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Oru paiyan road-la pOkumpOthu, thummikkittae pOnaan.... Yeannu kEattaaa avan cholraan, avan oru PODI paiyanaam..... ayyoooo... ayyooooo....

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Lifela 6 visayam eppa varumnu namkey theriyathui 1. Inbam 2. Thunbam 3. Natpu 4 Kaadhal 5. Maranam. 6. Ennoda sms

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Friend: Naan ethu chenchaalum ennodo wife kurukka nikkiraa... Friend2: Car Otty paaren...

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