Thursday, 23 July 2009

Indian reporter

A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog in chandni chowk area of New
Delhi.
When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks
the dog.

A Times of India reporter was seeing all this.
He said"That was great. I'll definitely publish this in our newspaper".

Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."
The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".

Reporter said " OK. Then the headline will be "US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN
FROM A DOG".

Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen.
I'm a Pakistani national by origin".
Next day, the
headline in the paper read
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Pakistani Terrorist ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG.

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