Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar:
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What "which part"? Whole body was born in
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
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Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh.
Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
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Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Interviewer:Which year?
Sardar: EVERY YEAR
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Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
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A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered
huge Loss. Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
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A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him
why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he
does this.
Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................
WHY? .. . . .. . . . . . . .
Because his
doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF -
. . . I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE
GIRL MY KIDNEY....
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his
college. U
know Why? .. . .. . . . Because he wanted to check
where the
question paper is leaking...
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a
cricket match. All were busy writing except one
Sardarji. .. . . .. . .
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet. . .
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?. . .. . . . . . . .
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply
NEXT YEAR
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Sardars wish :
When i die, i wanna die like my grandpa who
died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all
the passengers in the car he was driving..
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Sardar goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ? . . . .. . . . . .
He said I am seeing how i look while sleeping.
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