Monday 13 July 2009

Jokes 4 u

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?


Ted: $10.


Teacher: You don't know Maths.


Ted: You don't know my father!

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Mother: David, come here.


David: Yes, mum.


Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.


David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.


Mother: I know that, but I'm going
Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.


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Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?


Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8


Father: So?


Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.


If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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Girl: Do you love me?


Boy: Yes Dear.


Girl: Would you die for me?


Boy: No, mine is undying love



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Man: How old is your father?


Boy: 1 year older then me


Man: How can that be?


Boy: He became a father only when I was born


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Teacher:
Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?


Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog!



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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!


Son: That's why I say she's no good!


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Teacher: Where were you born?


Student:
Singapore, Sir.


Teacher: Which part?


Student: All of me, Sir.


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Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?


Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.


Teacher: Use your dad's then.


Ah Kow: No hair, Sir.


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A boy came home from school with his exam results.


"What did you get?" asked his father.


"My marks are under water," said the boy.


"What do you mean 'under water'?"


" They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"


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