SON: Appa....... schoolla ramu enna adichittaanpa......
Father: Teacher kitta complaint panna vendiyadhu dhane........
Son: Ramu dhaan pa teacher
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Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot stove?
Neenga ukhandu paarunga............. Appuram theriyum.........!
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All ATM's in Punjab were jammed & not in working condition.
Bcoz, Sardarji's wife put hairpin in machine when it said "Enter ur PIN".
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HELLO PEPSI UMAVA?????? ENAKKU SIVAKASILA IRUNDHU ORU SONG PODUNGA.........
UMA: SORRY NAAN IPPPO CHENNAILA IRUKAEN.
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A teacher was teaching grammer. After teaching she asked Sardar to say a COMPOUND sentence.
He said ' STICK NO BILLS'
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Customer: How much is the rate of banana ?
Salesman: 1 rupee.
Cus: 60 paisekku varadha??
Sal: 60 paisekku thol than varum.
Cus: Intha 40 paisea. thola vachukittu palatha kudu
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TTR: Ticket kattunga?
Sardar: Itho parunga.
TTR: Ithu palaya ticket kannu.,
Sardar: Train mattum enna Pudusa?
TTR: ........... ????
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Husband: Coffee romba stronga irukke, enna potta?
Wife: oru spoon Cement pottaen.......
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Father: Ennada! Test la zero mark vankitu vanthirukke? Nalla padikkaliya?
Son: Athu zero illappa! Naan nalla padichadhukkaga miss "O" pottanga...
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