Tamil funny sms

Bus Accident:

Man crying:En Kai Pochae , vali thaanga mudilayae.

Sardar:Ai kammunu Iru anga oruthanukku UYIR pochu Avan Silent'ta illa, Raskal...............

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Collage pasanga bore adicha pogum place enanu theriyuma?!!!!!!

1st bench students: Library polam va......

2nd bench students: Dai unga vettuku polam daa.......

3rd bench students: Machan cinema polam vaa........

4th bench students: Machan Bore adikuthu Collageku polam vada...............

(Last bench Kings)

We are always last bench KINGS..............

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Love:

Aval parvaiku artham therintha enakku,

Pesiya varthaiku artham theriyavillai karanam

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aval pesiyathu ENGLISH

Payapulla moochu vidama pesuna eppadinga purium.

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Ella Pengalukkum ennai Pidikkum

aanal

yaridamum Ithuvarai sonnathillai

I LOVE YOU

by

ROJA Pookal..................

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Gud Ni8:

Iniya iravil

Jilendra Malai Kaatril

Nee Urangum neram

Kosu kadithaal

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Nan enna panna mudiyum?

Neeye sorinjittu thoongu.................!

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Chinna Iravil

Chinna nilavil

Chinna thookathil

Chinna kanavu kanaum

Chella manasukku

Chinna manasu sollum

Chella GUD NI8.................

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Best joke of this year:-

Teacher: Muttai podum uyirinangal yethavathu 4 in peyarai sollu?

Student: Maths Miss, chemistry Miss, Physics Miss, Botony Miss..........

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Astrologer: Vasthu padi heart right side irukkanum.

Doctor : illai heart Left sidela than irukkum

Doctor opened deadbody And proved it.

Astrologer:Athan sethutan........

Doctor: ????????????

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Gud morning sms:

"Kalai thendral "asainthu veesa

saalai oram "Kuyilgal pada"

"Roja malargal" aadi magizha

Indraya Pzhuthu

Iniyathaai Amaiya

"En Valthukkal"...........

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"Nilavai" Parkum podhu

nee

"Thooramai" irupathai unarkiren

En

"Nizhalai" parkum podhu

nee

"Ennudanea" Iruppathai unarkiren

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Megam Pola

vanthu vanthu

Povadhillai

Pasam

Vaanam Pola

Nilaithu

Nirppadhuthan

"Pasam"

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"Idayam thudikkum pothu

yaarum gavanikka mattarkal

Aanal

thudipathu nindrapin

yellorum thudipparkal"

That is Life.......................

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