Monday 19 October 2009

Funny SMS Collection 7



You Are A-B-C-D

Attractive

Beautiful

Cute

Dear

E-F-G

Excellent

Funny

Genius

H-I-J

Hello, I Am Joking
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A mouse was going with its kids

A cat jumped in front of them,

Mouse shouted “bhow” “bhow”

Cat ran away,

Mouse: that’s the advantage of learning foreign language
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The World’s Thinnest Book Is Titled,

“What Women Want”

It Has Only One Word Written In It:

.

.

.

Everything
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Shaitaan Association Invites All Members

For Annual Meeting

To Discuss Their Vacation

For The Month Of Ramadan

So Your Attendance

As A Senior Member Is Required!!!
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Galileo: Great Mind

Einstein: Genius Mind

Newton: Extraordinary Mind

Bill Gates: Brilliant Mind

Me: Master Mind

U: HahhahahaHeheehehe

Don’t Mind
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Teacher: what is the most confusing day for Americans?
Student: Father’s Day!! ...
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