Funny SMS Collection 4

Girl: Touch your Heart,

You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.

Boy: Touch your Head,

You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin… Tin… Tin…

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“We Are Just Friends”

Girls use this sentence when they want to start the relation.

Boys use It when they want to end the relation.

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God has given

Eyes: To look at U.

Hands: To pray for U.

Mind: To remember U.

Heart : To love U. And

Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.

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ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR

"MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY.

SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES...

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New Teacher: “Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid, Stand Up”

Pathan Stoodup.

Teacher: Are You Stupid?

Pathan: No Mam u r standing alone...

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SMOKE every day plz!

SMOKE means

S=Send M=Me O=One K=Kool SMS E=Every day!

So feel free 2 SMOKE more

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Twinkle twinkle little star,

you should know what you are,

and once you know what you are,

Mental hospital is not so far.

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