Funny SMS Collection 6

If u don”t mind

If u don”t feel bad

If don”t hesitate

Please……

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss……

kissan jam bottle

just RS.22.50 only.

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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?

Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

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Father to son:

If u dont pass in ur exams this time, dont call me DAD..

After some days…..

Father: How is ur result ?

Son: Sorry Charles

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I always think about U.

I can’t live without U.

I really need U.

I’m totally mad about U.

I just wanna be with U.

I’m crazy 4 U.

I wanna marry U.

I LOVE U.

My neighbour say all this to me

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When u feel lonely

and alone & cannot see any one around you,

the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take u to an eye specialist!

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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE

someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were

a newspapers so I could have

a new one everyday.

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