Cool Jokes

Difference Friend and Best Friend:

When you are in hospital:

Friend asks: How are you ?

Best friend asks: Hey boss, hows the nurse. !!

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A kid asks his father: Dad, can you write with your eyes closed ?

Dad: Yes

Kid: Ok, then you sign my result card with closed eyes.

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Q: Why do men tell lies.

A: Because Women Ask So Many Questions.

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Santa was very sad.

Banta: Why are you sad?

Santa: I gave 10,000 dollars to a friend for plastic surgery. Now I am not able to recognize him.

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True Meaning of Romantic Statements of Boyfriend

Statement: You're the only girl I've ever cared about.

True Meaning: You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me.

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Statement: I really want to get to know you better.

True Meaning: So that I can tell my friends about it.

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Teacher: Name any animal which lives in land & water

Girl: Frog

Teacher: Good! Now name 3 such animals.

Girl: Frog's girlfriend, frog's mom & his dad..

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Russian Wife: My husband went to the market yesterday to bring potatoes. He has not returned home yet.

Russian Inspector: Why don't you cook something else?

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