Funny SMS Collection 18

Teacher While Lecturing, Noticed A Studnt Sleeping At Th Back.

Teacher Shouts 2 His Neighbor:"Wake Him Up!"

Neighbor Yells: U Put Him 2 Sleep,So U Wake Him Up."

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Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,

Husband : please slow down the speed of car.

Wife : No ;

please - No; please - No please -No pls....

Husband : the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident;

Wife : Ohh OKHkhkh

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A Mouse Was Going With Its Kids.A CAT Jumped Infront Of Them. Mouse Shouted:" BHOW BHOW"

Cat Ran Away,

Mouse:"That's The Advantage Of Learning Foreign Language

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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

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Man 1:- I Do Not Want To Marry Becoz I Am Afraid Of ALL Women..

Man 2:- Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only ONE Woman &

Start Loving Other Women.

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Every Man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife,adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

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A Touching Love Stry

A Boy N A Grl Lv Each Other Vry Mch..

One Day Wile They Were Talking, The Boy Touched D Girl's Hand N In Retrn Girl Touchd Boy's Hand...

Wat A Touching Story... ;->

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