Santa - Banta jokes

Saanta :"What is the colour of the elephant?"

Friend : "How does it matter?"

Saanta : "It Matters"

Friend : "Blue"

Saanta :"I will shoot him with blue gun"

Friend : "If it was red?"

Saanta : "I will poison him and then when he turns blue I will shoot him with blue gun"

Friend : "If it was yellow?"

Saanta :"I will make him angry he will turn red then I will poison him and then when he turns blue I will shoot him with blue gun"

Friend : "If it was green?"

Saanta :"I will make him sick when he turns yellow then I will make him angry he will turn red then I will poison him and then when he turns blue I will shoot him with blue gun"

Friend : "If he was purple?"

Saanta : "Stupid have you ever seen a purple elephant?"

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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?

A: He wanted to see butterfly!

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Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..??

So..

santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but i dont know who is Jayanti..

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who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?

..........sita with ravan

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Titanic was sinking.

An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?

Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.

Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards!

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