Funny SMS Collection 16

USA School Interview for New Admission

Teacher :Who is ur Dad?

His Mom shouted:Plz ask simple question...

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When i was studying in school days my teachers used 2 wear Sun Glasses U know Y ???

Bcoz i was a "Bright Student"

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Boy to a Girl before Exam:

All the Best...

Girl also tell the same...

Girl scored 80 marks but

Boy Failed.

Moral:

Eppavum nallavanga vaakku mattumthan palikkum...

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God created Good heart:

I got it,

God created Good Brain

I got it,

God created Good Luck

I got it,

God created Good Friend

Hello Excuse me, U got ot...

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Why do MUNIVARS have so much resistance to worldy pleasures?

Because they constantly keep saying OHM OHM OHM which is unit of resistance...

How is our physics?

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An Idea Can Change Your Life

But,

A Woman Can Change Your IDEA..

So,

Always Change

Women To Change Ideas

WHAT AN IDEA SIR JEE...

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If You Think

Your Boss Is

"S T U P I D ..."

Remember!!

You Would Not Get The Job

If He Was Smarter..... =P ;)

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