Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 21

Flash news:

Bin ladan speech to BBC:

"Vettaikaran releasekum yengallukkum

yentha thodarbumillai...

nanga antha alavukku payangaramanavanga illai...

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Ajith:Sir en wife enna vittu odi Poitta...

Police: Vidunga thambi,

unga apadam than odala wifeathu odattum...

Ajith:???

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Man 1: Love pannave bayama irukku.

Man 2: why?

Man 1:Athaan Geethaila solli irukay?

Ethu Indru unnudaiyatho,

Athu

Naalai vera oruvanudaiyathu...

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Monkey yean adikkadi udamba soriyuthu...??

Sorry....!

Athu unnoda personal matter...

Athula nan thalayidamudiyathu...

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Kavithai:

English eluthukkal eththanai irunthalum,

oru exam eluthi par...

appothu theriyum eluthukkalin panjam...

by Vairamuthu illai Arrearmuthu!

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Neenga msg anupalainu naan tea kuda kudikilai

antha sogaththula oru

8 poori

10 idili

5 chappathi sapittu

2 tumbler Paal kudichutu

patiniya irukken... So msg me...

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En uyir ulla varai unakku sms

anuppi kondirrupen...

Endravathu oru nal anuppamal irunthal andru naan

"BOOSTER CARD" PODAMAL IRUNTHIRUPPEN...

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