Short Jokes For u 2

First friend: "My barber is a specialist in road-map shaves."

Second friend: "How come?"

First friend: "When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts!"

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,

This is my sardarni

He is my kid,

and…. she is my kidney.

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A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.

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"Do you drink?" the girl's father inquired of his prospective son-in-law."

"First tell me whether it is a question or an invitation" asked son-in-law.

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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How do most men define marriage?

A very expensive way to getting their laundry done free.

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Santa checked his girlfriend’s mobile to know under what name she had saved his number. When he dialed his number form her phone, it showed “TIMEPASS NO. 8”

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Santa: That girl is deaf

Banta: How do you know?

Santa: I said I love her, she said her chapels are new

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.

Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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