Kids Jokes

Teacher: Why is your homework

in your father’s handwriting?

Pupil: I used his pen!

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Teacher: Name two days of

the week that start with "t".

Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

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Have you heard about the teacher

who was cross-eyed?

She couldn’t control her pupils!

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Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?

Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.

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Teacher: You’ve got your

shoes on the wrong feet.

Pupil: But these are the

only feet I’ve got!

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Today my teacher

yelled at me for

something I didn’t do.

What was that?

My homework!

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What is white when

its dirty and black

when its clean?

A blackboard!

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What do Monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle bells, Jungle bells!

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What do u have in December that u dont have in any other month???

The letter "D"

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