Saturday, 26 December 2009

Funny SMS Collection 19



Biggest Mystery Of Maths!
Thousands of years passed!
Millions of theorems derived.
Billions of formulas made.
Bt still ‘x’ unknown ...

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A man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into a thousand pieces
while a woman’s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!

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Fact Of Our Life:
Whenever We Find The Key 2 Success,
Some Idiots Change The Locks..
So,4get The Key.

Learn To BREAK Da Doors!
Keep Rocking!! ;^>

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DEFINITION OF LAZINESS: “It’s a talent of taking rest before you get tired….!”

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Dear God,

Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..

Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..

Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..

But Dearest God Don’t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power,
I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.

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Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS?
A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

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