Funny SMS Collection 12

Professor:Wud u like 2 marry a girl 20yrs younger or 20years older 2 u?

Student:It depend on whos beautiful...

Whether ur daughter or ur wife!

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Sir:Define "SEMINAR"...

Student:Seminar is the process in which 1 person spoils his sleep 4 one ni8 in an effort 2 make others 2 sleep for an hour...!

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I,m 7 letter city name,

My 234 letter is a bird,

713 is cool,

1274 is a part of face,

4713 is a way of saying good...

4=5.

Find the answer???

Ans:CHENNAI

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Sardar in B.E Campus:

Interviewer:"How does an electric motor runs?"

Sardar:Dhuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr...........

Interviewer:Stop it.

Sardar:Dhuur dhup dhup dup dp...

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Todays Education:

Those who study less bcome NAXALITES,

Study more bcome TERORISTS,

dont study bcome POLITICIANS,

study but dont know anything bcome

LECTURERS...

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Height of Bravery:

Entering late in d class without Permission and saying 2 Mam:

Hey sweety Carry on... Dont stop $ me..

U can talk Later...!!!

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2DAY is International "Handsome boys & Beautiful Girls Day"...

So,send this msg 2 sum1 who looks smart & cute.

Please dont send back 2 me.

I have already received 10983648754578634 msgs and still I,m receiving...

I think this is the 1st SMS 4 u...!

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