Funny SMS Collection 14

The Law Says

“If U Can’t Convince Them

Then At least Confuse Them”

Do You Know Which Law It Is?

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This Is

“Law Of Answering In Examination”

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2 times on lip,

2 times on cheeks,

1 time on forehead,

2 times on eyes,

must use cold cream,

HAPPY WINTER SEASON

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What' S.T.U.D.Y?

S=Sitting

T=Talking

U=Unlimited

D=Dreaming

Y=Yawning,

So STUDY WELL (dont waste ur time) Oh God I have to STUDY more!

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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?

Banta: "ZEEBRA"

Teacher: shocked, how?

Banta: Because its still "BLACK and WHITE".

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Shakespeare's version of love!

"There will be no reason for love!

If there is a reason, then it will not be love."

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Today is THOMAS EDISion birthday so pls send wishes 2 all TUBE LIGHTS.

Now I already sent to 1 tube light and done my job, U continue...

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What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?

Don’t know?

He never comes to my house

and I never go to his house

EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW

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What is difference betwn 1st night & last night?

If U sleep on flowers, it is 1st night..

If flowers sleep on U, it is Last night..

Scary, but true!

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