Funny Message Collection: 2009

Wednesday 30 December 2009

Santa - Banta jokes

Saanta :"What is the colour of the elephant?"

Friend : "How does it matter?"

Saanta : "It Matters"

Friend : "Blue"

Saanta :"I will shoot him with blue gun"

Friend : "If it was red?"

Saanta : "I will poison him and then when he turns blue I will shoot him with blue gun"

Friend : "If it was yellow?"

Saanta :"I will make him angry he will turn red then I will poison him and then when he turns blue I will shoot him with blue gun"

Friend : "If it was green?"

Saanta :"I will make him sick when he turns yellow then I will make him angry he will turn red then I will poison him and then when he turns blue I will shoot him with blue gun"

Friend : "If he was purple?"

Saanta : "Stupid have you ever seen a purple elephant?"

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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?

A: He wanted to see butterfly!

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Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..??

So..

santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but i dont know who is Jayanti..

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who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?

..........sita with ravan

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Titanic was sinking.

An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?

Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.

Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards!

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Short Jokes For u 2

First friend: "My barber is a specialist in road-map shaves."

Second friend: "How come?"

First friend: "When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts!"

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,

This is my sardarni

He is my kid,

and…. she is my kidney.

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A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.

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"Do you drink?" the girl's father inquired of his prospective son-in-law."

"First tell me whether it is a question or an invitation" asked son-in-law.

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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How do most men define marriage?

A very expensive way to getting their laundry done free.

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Santa checked his girlfriend’s mobile to know under what name she had saved his number. When he dialed his number form her phone, it showed “TIMEPASS NO. 8”

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Santa: That girl is deaf

Banta: How do you know?

Santa: I said I love her, she said her chapels are new

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.

Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 29

Meen thanniela irundha rasikkiranga. Aana Manushan

thanniela irundha verukkuranga. Enna ulagam ithu..By full

mappil romba feel panni yosipor sangam!

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"Un Kural" BRITTANIA

"Un Subaavam" GOOD DAY

"Un Manasu "LITTLE HEART

"Un Nadai "TIGER"

Un Face"SUN FEAST"

Mothathil Nee Oru"PISKOTHU"

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Kavidai: Kannukkul Nee Iruppathal Aluvatharku kooda

Manamillai, Yaen theriyuma? Nee kulippatharku

Payappaduvai endru dhaan..

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"Antha Ponnu Romba Olukkamaana Ponna irukkalam,

Athukkaga Cooker Visil Adicha Kooda Seruppa Kalatti

Kaatturathu Konjam Kuda Nallaa illa....

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Maadu pola irukum sinna mirugam ethu

kannrukutti

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Son: dad my stomach is paining!

Dad: that is bcoz yur stomach is empty.

son: oh! now i understand why you always has headache dad!

dad: ???

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In a bottle there are 10 fishes ...

1 is taken out .. and the water level increases ... how ????

think....

other 9 fishes are crying .

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Neril than pesa mudiyavillai

Kanavodu pesalam endral,

Un ninaivugal ennai thoonga viduvathillai...

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Anbin aalam evvalavu enbathu

Pirivin pothu than unara mudiyum...

Athai unarukiren un kural katkatha pothu....

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"MOUNAM" - enbathan artham...

1.Inbamana nerangalil mounam "Sammadham"

2.Unmayana vargal piriyum podhu mounam "Thunbam"

3.Kaadhalil mounam "Chithravadhai"

4.Tholviyil mounam "Porumai"

5.Vettriyil mounam "Adakkam"

6.Irudhiyil mounam "Maranam"

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Natpu enbathu

Idhayam Pola...

Namakku theriyamal

Namakkaga thudikum...

Ungalai Pola...!

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Urakkam enbathu kadavul kodutha varam.

Yenendral oruvan thongum pothuthan anaithu

kastangalaiyum maranthu urangukinraan...

So enjoy sleeping...

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Innoru piravi pirakka povathillai...

Ippiraviyil kidaitha unnai piriya povathillai...

I Will Never Miss U My Dear Friend...

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Mugathai vida uyir alagu...

Uyirai vida manasu alagu...

Manasai vida un uravu alagu...

Un uravai vida indha ulagil yadhu alagu...

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Thudikka mattumae therintha en Idhayathirku

Thavikkavum katru koduthathu un ANBU mattumae....

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Unnai Marantha idhayathai Ninaithu Kondu,

Unnai Unmaiyaga Nesikkum idhayathai izhanthu Vidathe...!

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Vaalkai pidikkavillai endral tharkolai seithukol.

Aanal,

Tharkolai seithukollum alavirku thairiyam irunthal

Vaalnthu Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar....

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Poga vendiya naalil poga manamillai

Poga mudiyatha pothu manam poga thudikkinrathu...

" School " in loving memories of school life.

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Kannil kanda pennai yellam nesippathai vida

Unnai karuvaraiyil sumantha thaiyai nesi

Unnaium oru pen nesippal...

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En kankalil mattum alla

En Kanavil mattum alla

En ninaivil mattum alla

En manthil mattum alla

En uyirilum neeye irukkirai...

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Unnodu pesa oru nimidam kidaithal pothum

Kannodu irukkum kanneer mattumalla

Ennodu irukkum Kavalaigalum Maranthu pogum...

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"Arukil erunthu parkkum sugathi vida"...

"Manathil ninithu parkkum sugame inbam"…

So everytime am think of u…

Good evening

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Piriyamal irupathu natpu illai

Pirinthum maravamal irupathey

Unmaiyana Natpuuuuu!

I will never forget u my dear Friend...

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Anbu+Nabikai=AMMA

Bayam+Pasam=APPA

Vilaiyatu+Uthavi=BROTHER & SISTER

Kastam+Istam=LOVER

Above all+Life=FRIEND(Specially You)

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Unmai solla Kangal

Poi solla Pengal

Athai namba Aangal

Unmai sonna Kangalo

Sirai araiyil

Poi sonna pengalo Manavaraiyil

Nambiya Aangalo Kallaraiyil....

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"Ithayaththai Irumbaga thaan Vaithu irunthen… Yarukku

Theriyum Aval Gaanthamaga Iruppal yendru...!

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Bayam than Tholvikku Mukkiya Kaaranam..!

Athanala, Inimel Kannaadi Munnaadi Pogaathinga..!

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! '.0

! /!\

! LL

Pavam nallathan iruntharu

Vettaikaran Paatu ketathuku apuram

ippadi oru mudivu eduthutar....

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Kavithai:

Unnai thottu sendra thendral

En kathil vanthu sonnathu....

Innum un friend Kulikkavillai endru...

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Manithanin kanneerukku karanam

Kathalum Natpum mattummalla....

Vengayamum, Pachamilakayum Kudathan...

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What is the chemical name of dog?

Answer: sodium iodide ( Na+ i ) = Nai........

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Un natpu kidaikkm endru therinthurunthal Pirakkumpothu

kuda "azuthu irukkamaten"

Yena nee avalo comedy piece

Sathiyama unakku substitute-a illai...

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Super star dont like IDLY. he only likes DOSAI .. why?

????

Bcoz Idly Koottama Vegum. Aannaa Dosai Single'la

dhaan vegum!

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One day American Engineer came 2 India.

& went 2 America.

Nee un velaiya paru

Yaar vantha namakkena...

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Teacher> Vaai mai Endral enna?

Student> vaai mai endrall Lipstick ...

Teacher> ???

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Pichchaikari Girl friend ah venuma???

Call now 9940....

Goiyala...Pichchakarinu sollium vidamatenguriye...

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A fr Apple

B fr Big apple

C fr Chinna Apple

D fr Double apple

E fr Ennoru apple

F fr First sonnen la antha apple

LKG padipaaligal

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Icecream sapidakuda payama irukku

Yean theriyuma??

En idhayathil irukkum unakku

Kulirumae yendruthan....!

Icecream vanga kasu illamal

Ice vaippor Sangam...

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Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 27

Ungal peyarai kooda naan ezhudhuvathu illai,

Yean theriyuma???

Pena munai unnai kuthumae endru...

By Spelling theriyamal samalippor sangam...

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Loosu

Crack

Mental

Monkey

Kuttysathan

Pisasu

evalo thittinalum

buttona press panikite iruka

Nee romba Nallavanthan...

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Yesterday a girl asked autograph to me..

i got confused n just signed my name...

Suddenly she got shock n asked me ........??

"Appo neenga Suriya illayaa??"

silly girl.....lolz...

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Thanni(Water)

Thanni

Enna onnumae puriyalaiya

Ithukku perthan thanni Kaatrathu...

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What is the difference between a terrorist and a wife?

Answer:You can negotiate with the terrorist

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Nan anuppum sms oru roja malar

Athu malarvathu unakkaga

manam vesuvathum unakkaga

Antha roja vadamal irukka

Unga cellku daily thanni uthunga.

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Chicken Kuniya is again Spreading.

So,

Chicken sapidum pothu yarum kuniya vendam.

Apidiye thooki labakkunu Pottu sapidunga...

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Monday 28 December 2009

New Year SMS Collection 4

Oh my Dear,

Forget ur Fear,

Let all ur Dreams be Clear,

Never put Tear,

Please Hear,

I want to tell one thing in ur Ear

Wishing u a very Happy New Year 2010...

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Nights are Dark but Days are Light,

Wish your Life will always be Bright.

So my Dear don't get Fear

Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".

*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

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You know God arrange for you..

12 Months of Love,

52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,

& 365 days of Happiness.

So when you Mixed them all..

You will found a Very Happy Year! &

I think it's 2010 My Dear

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With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010*

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Memorable moment r celebrate together,

U r my best friend for now & forever,

Make me Miss U even more this New Year,

Hope this 2010 bring Happiness for you Dear.

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Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness...Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2010 with God Bless.

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Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry...

GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.

Life is beautiful,Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR

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