Sardarji jokes

A Teacher lecturing on population :

In India after Every 10 sec a

woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

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Sardar 1 : Is HARBHAJAN Singh male or female ?
Sardar 2 : Female.
Sardar 1 : How ?
Sardar 2 : Just now commentator told "A wonderful delivery by HARBHAJAN

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Sardar-why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person"

convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: it's already raining.

Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

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Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"

He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"

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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &

comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.

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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a

Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies

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