Sunday 18 October 2009

Funny SMS Collection 6


If u don”t mind
If u don”t feel bad
If don”t hesitate
Please……
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss……
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only.
***

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
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Father to son:
If u dont pass in ur exams this time, dont call me DAD..
After some days…..
Father: How is ur result ?
Son: Sorry Charles
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I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
My neighbour say all this to me
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When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take u to an eye specialist!
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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
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