Short Jokes For u

007 is james bond...

Then who is 111 ?

Think ...

Think ...

Simple ... Its also james bond in binary form.

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Teacher: is it posible that a person name & surname both r same? Sardar: ya, if Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, she becomes Lara Lara!

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One day a boy was writing something on a dog.

Father asked what he was doing?

Boy replied, "Teacher told me to write an essay on dog today as homework"

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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel.

A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels.

And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

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Two Sardars sitting in a coffee shop.

First said: quickly finish your coffee it will get cooled.

2nd Sardar: So what?

1st replied: O stupid look at menu cold coffee is at double price.

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Who said english is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or NO

1.-----I don"t have brain

2.-----I dont have sence

3.-----I am stupid

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