Funny SMS Collection 9

Americans Invented Cellphone.

Japanese Invented SIM Card.

Indians Invented Missed Call.!

Proud To Be An Indian

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Whenever u have to make a decision,

Listen to ur Heart

Then ur head

&

Then finally

Do…

What ur WIFE tells u to do…???

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Sweetest kiss- On the head.

Loveliest kiss- On cheeks!

Most romantic kiss- On the lips!

N the hottest kiss?

On d bike’s silencer.

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Vadafone New Offer!

Vada 2 Vada Free!

Vada 2 Ullivada 10ps

Vada 2 Parippuvada 40ps

Other vada 49ps!

New SIM

Tea & Uzhunnuvada free!

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Piece of PHILOSOPHY frm a passionate smoker.

“I always THINK of leaving Cigaratte but..

for THINKING, I need a Cigaratte..!!

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Girl:- I LOVE U.

Boy:- Me Too.

Girl:- How Much?

Boy:- As much As U do.

Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!” I thought u really LOVE me.

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2 lovers r sitting in a park,

Boy was trying 2 touch d girl

Girl: No, no, all dis z only aftr marage

Boy: OK, then call me aftr ur m’rage

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