Funny SMS Collection 11

Good news! A new way to send

Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.

Just call me and order your kiss.

I will personally go and deliver it.

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I send dis fish as a sign of friendship

Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily

put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE

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Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,

Husband: please slow down the speed of car.

Wife:No, please. No, please NopleaseNopls..

Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident,

Ohh OK OK...

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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat

idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat!

NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!

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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-

C-Come,

O-On,

L-Lets,

L-Love,

E-Each,

G-Girl,

E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….

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2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove

battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim

card & say “govinda govinda”

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Friend 1– I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.

Friend 2– didnt you follow them?

Friend 1 – Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie

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