Funny SMS Collection 10

British: Why You Indians r in

differnt colors?

Look We r All White!

Sardar: Horses r In Different

Colors,

But Donkeys r All

The Same..

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You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,

U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,

U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur

“Loose Motion”

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A Sleeping LION is stronger than a Barking DOG.

So a Sleeping STUDENT is better than a Barking TEACHER

By

Last Bench Association

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If i go wrng i need ur hand 2 correct Me

if i win i need ur Hand 2 wish me

If i Lose i need ur Hand 2 GUIDE me

so plz keep ur hand alwys clean

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When u feel alone

When nobody is with u

When nobody is near u

When u miss everybody,

That means,

U r in ‘TOILET’

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What is d difference between Monkey & Donkey?

Monkey will save dis message

& Donkey will delete dis message. Choice is urs…

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U R 100% beautiful,

U R 100% lovely,

U R 100% sweet,

U R 100% nice, and

U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

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