British: Why You Indians r in
differnt colors?
Look We r All White!

Sardar: Horses r In Different
But Donkeys r All
The Same..

You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur

“Loose Motion”

A Sleeping LION is stronger than a Barking DOG.
So a Sleeping STUDENT is better than a Barking TEACHER
Last Bench Association

If i go wrng i need ur hand 2 correct Me
if i win i need ur Hand 2 wish me
If i Lose i need ur Hand 2 GUIDE me
so plz keep ur hand alwys clean

When u feel alone
When nobody is with u
When nobody is near u
When u miss everybody,
That means,
U r in ‘TOILET’

What is d difference between Monkey & Donkey?
Monkey will save dis message
& Donkey will delete dis message. Choice is urs…

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…