Friday 11 September 2009
SMS Jokes
Boy: My G/F broke up with me & sent me the kissing pics of her with her new B/F
Friend: Oh! Its too bad
Boy: Ya! I know, Thats why i sent those pics to her Dad!
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How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ?
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Simple . . . . Start with Two Million!
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* Height of Diplomacy *
Forgetting ur Girl friends Birthday and later telling her
How can I remember your B'Day Honey, When you never look a year Older?
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What is the difference between Talent And Intelligence?
Getting up early in the morning daily is talent!
Not trying such nonsense thing is intelligence!
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3 stupid stages of life!
Teen age:
Have Time + Energy …but No Money
Working Age:
Have Money + Energy …but No Time
Old age:
Have Time + Money …but no Energy
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What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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A baby monkey asks his father,
Father why r we so ugly ?
The father says to him,
don't stress my son u should
see the one who is reading this!!
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Teacher: Peter, why r u
late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed
that I was playing football &
the game went into extra time.
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Advice
Always listen to ur hubby,
He gives sound advice:
99% Sound & 1% Advice....
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Q: why do some teachers wear sunglasses?
A: bcoz thier pupils r very bright
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A famous writer said "Love is like a long sweet dream" & "Marriage is an alarm clock" so have swt dreams till ur alarm wakes u up!
Wishing You a HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE!
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