Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For you and your parents.
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Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.
Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?!
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Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?
Funny Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !
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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, An Amazing Funny Effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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A mathematician reached home at 3 AM.
His wife was very upset.
Wife: You're late! You said you'd be home by 11:45!
Mathematician: I'm right on time. I said I'd be home by a quarter of twelve.
(12/4 = 3)
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Wife: Do u know the meaning of WIFE? With Idiot For Ever !!!
Husband: No, It means: Without Information Fighting Everytime.
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Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!
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