Boy to God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of girls university.
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Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me.
Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill.
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History teacher: From where to where did the mughals rule?
Student: Sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his girlfriend,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the girlfriend
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Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once
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