Cool SMS collections 2

Forward this msg to 10 people &

U will get…

NOTHING..

Its true.. its really working..! Even i didn’t get anything!

Except a smile on ur FACE..!

GN

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Idea presents,

MEGA ONAM offer-

IDEA 2 IDEA

IDEA 2 AIRTEL

IDEA 2 BSNL

IDEA 2 VODA FONE

Completely free

For missed calls only…

What an idea . . .

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A Scientist disconnected

his Doorbell.

Do you know why.?

Bcoz,

He wanted to Win

the No-Bell Prize..

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An Engineering

Question paper…

What is the solution

for 2+2.?

Options :

A) 4

B) Four

C) IV

D) 4.0

Now you realise

Why Engineers

get arrears.?!

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WARNING: mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage!

But you are safe.

It only effects people with brains!

How lucky you are, no brain no stress!

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Ques. : What’s Common between a

Beautiful

Faithful

Brilliant

Educated,

Homely,

Understanding,

Loving WIFE

and Osama Bin Laden.?

ANS. : BOTH CANNOT

BE FOUND.

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Human brain is an outstanding object.

IT FUNCTIONS 24 hours,

52 weeks,

365 days

right frm our birth…….

and stops

when we enter the examination hall.

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