Funny Statements...

Teeth said to Tongue "If I just press you little hard, you will get cut.

Tongue replied: "If I misuse one word against someone, then all the 32 of

you will come out at once"

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Students are more genius than teachers.... ...

Because teachers complete their syllabus in 1 yr & student in just 1 day

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Google maybe the most powerful search engine

but,

it can't search

the chappals u lost at the temple

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Boy: Boys are always more intelligent than girls

Girl: Any proof?

Boy: We always say intelliGENT, have u ever heard telling

. .??;-)

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Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER..... ...

Immediately after Marriage!!

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A great love story...

Hero loves heroine,

but heroine loves villain,

but villain loves hero's sister,

But hero's sister loves heroine brother

but heroine brother loves villain sister

but villain sister loves hero's brother.

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An old man's T Shirt Quote

"I am not 60... I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE"

Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.

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