A sweet demand by kid.
A kid was beaten up by his mom..Dad came n askd "what happnd son?"
Kid said "I can't adjust with ur wife anymore, I want my own!"
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Newtons New law:
Every book tends to be in state of rest or state of dust unless and until the internal or external exam comes.
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Boy 2 a gal b4 Exams:
Hey..al d best.
Girl also told d same
Butt gal scored 80 marks & Boy failed.
Moral: Only Boys wish wid tru heart...
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Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.
Husband: How do u know?
Wife: coz she is not asking for pocket money these days.
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We realize that the value of life increases only after it is lost..
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Example
Alive chicken Rs.60
Chicken tandoori Rs.180/-!!
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Genius is a person who completes work in 1 day for which a fool takes 200 days.
Just like we complete syllabus in a day & a lecturer takes 1 year!
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When u have done something wrong & u r in trouble.... go to ur parents for sound advice.
You'll get.... 99% sound and 1% advice!
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