Funny SMS Collection 21

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .

Open ur eyes !

Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a

fool........ ....

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I wrote ur name on the sands....... ......

it got washed away,

I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........

it got blown away,

So i wrote ur name in my heart....... ......

i got a HEART ATTACK

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LOVE is like a CIGAR

It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in

ashes...

But dont worry - we are chain smokers

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ur smile can be compared to a flower

ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo

ur inocence to a child

but in stupidity

u have no comparison

u r the best

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when i ask u flower,

u give me bouquet

when i ask u a stone

u give me a statue

when i ask u a feather

u give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

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when i call u;

1 ring means i'm thinking of u;

2 ring means i like u;

3 means i miss u;

4 means ........pick d phone idiot

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