Funny SMS Collection 20

Johny Johny

Yes pa...pa...

Ther is no msg Y pa...pa...?

Remove ur simcard

Quick pa..pa...

Put ur cell in dust pin pa...!

Clap ur hands

Aha..ha..ha....

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My hands never pain,

When typing msg 4 u...

Bcoz

I always send Fwd msg 2 u...

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Top 5 highly disappointment situations:

1. best friend talking with ur figure

2. 10 mark bit asked in 2 mark

3. HOD sitting near u on tour.

4. super figure crossing u when u r with ur parents.

5. teachers distributing ur test paper infront of ur junior girls.

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Girl praying: Please God let me love an intelligent man

God: Sorry my child,Thats impossible.

Intelligent man never love any girl...

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A teacher told all students in a class 2 write essay about Cricket Match.

All r busy except 1 kid...

He wrote "Due 2 rain Match Stopped"

Think Different...

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I was travelling in d bus

Suddenly driver put break.

I fall on a girl & kissed her.

Girl: What r u doing?

Me: I'm working in WIPRO.You?

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Rose & U look d same

Rose & U r 2 beautiful

Rose & U look like twins

Rose & U r so cute

Dont imagine Flower Rose

U r look like Vijay tv Rose...

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