Nice Thoughts

SWAMI VIVEKANANDA :
In a day, when you dont come across any problems- you can be sure that you are traveling in a wrong path....

WILLIAM SHAKESPHERE :
Three sentences for getting success:
a)know more than other
b)work more than other
c)expect less than other

ADOLPH HITLER :
If you win you need not explain..........
But if you lose you should not be there to explain

ALEN STRIKE :
Dont compare yourself with anyone in this world.
If you do so, you are insulting yourself.....

MOTHER TERESA :
If we cant love the person whom we see,
How can we love GOD, whom we cannot see?

If we start judging people
you will be having no time to love them...

EINSTEIN :
If someone feels that they had never made a mistake in their life,
then it means they had never tried a new thing in their life..

ABRAHAM LINCOLN :
Believing everybody is Dangerous;
Believing nobody is very Dangerous

LEO TOLSTOY :
Everyone thinks of changing the world,
but no one thinks of changing himself.......

1 to 10 letter words in life

The Most Selfish " 1 " letter word.
" I " ---> Avoid It

The Most Satisfying " 2 " letter words.
" We " ---> Use It..

The Most Poisonous " 3 " letter word.
" Ego" ---> Kill It..

The Most Used " 4 " letter word.
" LOVE " --> Value It.

The Pleasing " 5 " letter words.
" SMILE " --> Keep It.

The Fastest Spreading " 6 " letter word.
" RUMOUR " --> Ignore it..

The Hardest working " 7 " Letter Word.
"SUCCESS " --> Achieve it..

The Most enviable " 8 " letter word.
" JEALOUSY " --> Distance It..

The Most Powerful " 9 " word letter word..
" KNOWLEDGE " --> Acquire It.

The Most essential " 10 " letter word
" CONFIDENCE " -- > Trust It.

Best Robbers of this year..........

How a software development team work?

How a software development team work???

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Smart Boy

Maths Teacher: If u have 12 Chocolates and

u give 5 to Stella,

4 to Deepa and

3 to Meena

Then what will u get???????

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Student: 3 GirlFriends Mam

Good Night SMS 2

**Tiny stars are shaning bright,**
**It's time for me to say goodnight,**
**so grab your blanket,**
**and snuggle up tight,**
**and dream of me 2nite**
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Attention plz...

This is the All Indian Anti-Sleep associattion Midnight sevice.
Our aim is to Disturb the sleep of others...
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A very original Good Night wish only for U!!!...
Beware of cheap duplicates....
Im the only authorized dealer for Good Night wishes....
Good Night...Sweet Dreams...
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Night is longer than day for those who DREAM,
and day is longer than night for those who make their
DREAMS COME TRUE....
Wish you Good Night and Sweet Dreams!
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WELCOME 2 SWEETDREAMZ AIRLINES,

ALL DA PASSENGERS ON DA BED READY

AS DA FLIGHT WILL B LEAVING SOON 2 DREAMLAND...!

CLOSE UR EYES...

TAKEOFF...

GUDNITE...!!
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Good Night SMS 1

Touch ur heart

Close ur eyes

Make a wish

Say good nite

sky so wide
Stars so bright
off the light

sleep quite quite
..(-.-)..
ZzzZZZzz

SWeet DreAms...
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I think your eyes are tired
looking at this world reflecting through light,
let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
happy journey into the dream world. Good Night .......
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Hai Moon! Dim Your Light...
Hello Wind ! Breeze soft..
Hai flower! Blossom Slowly..
Hello Earth! spin gently..
Becoze My Dear friend is going to sleep!... Good Night
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A late night greeting doesn't mean "GOOD NIGHT"
It has a silent msg saying
"u" r my last thought as night sets in...
Have a nice sleep GOOD NIGHT.
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Good Morning SMS 1

Fly in the plane of Ambition &
Land in the Airport of Success...
Luck is yours,Wish is mine...
May Ur future always shine...
Good Morning....
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Morning is fresh
morning is beautiful
morning is calm
morning is quiet
but morning is not complete
without wishing you Good Morning !!
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morning wishes does not only means saying goodmorning
but it has a silent message that i remember u....
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(G)od
(O)ffers us
(O)utstanding
(D)evotion to

(M)ake us
(O)bedient &
(R)eady for
(N)ew day to
(I)nitiate
(N)ew aim for the
(G)lory of life

"GOOD MORNING"
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See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U,
Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U,
B'coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.
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New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement +
Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...
Just do it and win it Good Morning....
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( (. .) .-""""-.
( o ) )( "o" )
=(,,)=(,,)(,,)==(,,)=
bow! bow! Did my 2 PUPPIES disturb U?
Don't worry, they just wanna say GOOD MORNING

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Friendship SMS 2

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time
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Being a friend is not just sharing a joke,
a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story.
It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
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We met it was Luck!
We talked it was CHANCE!
We became friends it was DESTINY!
We are still friends it is FAITH!
We will always be friends its a PROMISE!
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When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, "I care for you"
converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"
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Its not an achievement to make 100 friends in a year,
but an achievement is when you make a friend for 100 years.
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Friendship SMS 1

Sweetness can be defined without honey.

Fragnance can be defined without Rose.

But, friendship can't be defined without YOU.

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Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day.
Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.
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Medicines and friendships cure our problems.
The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.
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Every morning when I open my eyes
I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.
Why should only I suffer!
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Making a million friends is not a miracle,
the miracle is to make a friend
who will stand by you when millions are against you.
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Funny jokes

Sardar traveling 1st
time in plane
2mumbai.
While landing,he
shout"BOMBAY,BOMBAY"
Airhostes said"B
silent"
Sardar:OK"Ombay,Ombay"..
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Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now.....
sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain
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Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
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Funny SMS Collections 3

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society.
What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.....
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Mon to Sun,
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!
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3 facts of the world
Fact # 1: U cannot touch all ur teeth with ur tongue
Fact # 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it
Fact # 3: Fact # 1 is false
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Can we do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"
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Funny SMS Collections 2

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.
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Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-
Dear Marie, Today is Good Day,
U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjacked my Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little Heart,
Now I m in 50/50 position...........
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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Funny SMS Collections 1

Boy to God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of girls university.
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Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me.
Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill.
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History teacher: From where to where did the mughals rule?
Student: Sir i am not sure but i think from page 15 to 26.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his girlfriend,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the girlfriend
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Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once
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Chithira vinayagar

The Young Hot 10 Rayols

Zara PhillipsCountry: U.K.
Zara Phillips, the 27-year- old known for her riding skills, is 12th in line to the throne. Phillips is the only daughter of Princess Anne and Mark Phillips. She was slated to ride in Beijing last summer, but was forced to withdraw after her horse Toytown was injured. Last December, she fell from her horse and broke her collarbone. Her considerable press attention earned her the third spot on our list for the second year in a row.

Prince William Country: U.K.
The eldest son of Prince Charles and Princess Diana again ranks at No. 1 on our list. While the British royal family has considerable wealth, the prince's place is primarily attributed to his international popularity and the media's habit of chronicling his every move. The 26-year-old is currently training to become a military helicopter pilot and recently made headlines for his reported desire to go to Afghanistan

Prince Harry Country: U.K.
Prince Harry, younger brother of William, is the more rebellious of the two, at least according to the press. He attracts constant attention for antics usually involving bar hopping and alcohol. Since breaking up with his girlfriend of five years in January, there has also been rampant public speculation about his latest amours.

Andrea Casiraghi Country: Monaco
Andrea, the eldest child of Princess Caroline of Monaco and Stefano Casiraghi, is second in line to the throne. Should his uncle, Prince Albert II, die without children, it's likely that Andrea will become the prince of Monaco. The-24 year-old's relationship with heiress Tatiana Santo Domingo is widely covered in the international press


Charlotte Casiraghi Country: Monaco
Charlotte is the granddaughter of Grace Kelly and the only daughter born to Caroline of Monaco and Stefano Casiraghi. She attracts attention for her good looks, as well as her taste. She is a regular at fashion fêtes and shows and is often photographed palling around with noted designers such as Valentino and Karl Lagerfeld.

Prince Azim Country: Brunei
Prince Azim, fourth in line to the throne of Brunei and one of 12 children, is well known for his "playboy" ways. He garnered press mentions in the last 12 months for reports of paying Amy Winehouse to perform at a November bash last year and for his relationship with reality star Jane Goody, who died earlier this year from cancer.

Princess Beatrice Country: U.K.
The 20-year-old daughter of Prince Andrew and Sarah, Duchess of York is known for her fiery mane and her famous friends (Madonna and Victoria Beckham, among others). Though still fifth in line to the British throne, she slipped a spot on our list since last year after falling in both Web buzz and media mentions. One possible cause: her spotlight-stealing younger sister Eugenie, who has garnered significant attention since becoming an official adult in March 2008.

Princess Eugenie Country: U.K.
The younger daughter of Prince Andrew and Sarah, Duchess of York has been attracting significant attention in the last year. The 19-year-old is quickly becoming a royal wild child after reports of smoking, running naked on school grounds and frequenting a pole-dancing club made headlines. She's currently on a trip around the world to fill her gap year. ---------------------

Princess Sirivannavari Country: Thailand
The fashion designer princess, who showed her 2009 spring collection during the first day of Paris Fashion Week last September. Up from No. 16 last year, she received significant international press from her fashion show. The royal family has been under intense scrutiny this year as the newly installed coalition government threatens to change the royal succession.

Sheikh Hamdan bin Mohammed bin Rashid al Maktoum

Country: Dubai
As the current crown prince of Dubai, Sheikh is the first in line to be the city's next Emir. The prince moved up two spots this year and is the only young royal to surpass a British royal according to our measure of influence. He's known as a leader, as the chairman of the Dubai Executive Council and the president of the city's Council and Autism Centre, and as a poet

Special tooth brush for kids

Specially made tooth brush for kids

Why we need small car??

Why we need small car or nano car???

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TEN DAYS OF ONAM - Atham - Day One

Atham - Day One

Atham is the first day of festivities in the ten-day-long Onam carnival. The day of Atham comes ten days before the asterism Onam or Thiru Onam hence Atham is regarded holy and auspicious by the traditional people of Kerala.

To complete the rituals of Atham people take early bath and offer prayers in the local temple. There is also a set breakfast for Atham consisting of steamed bananas and fried pappadam (pappad). This breakfast remains the same till the tenth and the last day of Thiru Onam. A swing decked with flowers is also slung from a high branch and youngsters take great delight in swinging and singing Oonjal (swing) songs.

Major highlight of Atham is that people start making pookalam from this day. Pookalam, also called Athapoo, is an intricate floral mat laid in the front courtyard by maidens of the house. This is done to welcome the holy spirit of legendary King Mahabali whose spirit is said to visit Kerala at the time of Onam. In subsequent days more flowers and new designs are added to this pookalam. Selection of flower is also an important matter as a particular flower is selected for each day for a specific deity. Great deal of thought and creativity is employed in the making of Pookalam as girls vie with each other for the best design.

A grand procession called Athachamyam is also carried on the day of Atham to mark the beginning of the grand carnival of Onam. The procession is carried out to commemorate the royal custom of the erstwhile state of Kochi when it was customary for the King to travel with his entire entourage to the Thripunithura Fort. Even in the absence of King today, the custom still retains its majestic charm. Elephant processions, folk art presentations, music and dancing make Athachamyam a spectacular event. The procession of Athachamyam is of marked importance at Thripunithura, Kochi.

From the day of Atham an atmosphere of joy and jubilations envelops the very air of Kerala as people get engaged in one activity or the other. Everybody wishes to celebrate Onam in best possible manner.

ONAM - Chithira - Day Two

Chithira - Day Two

Chithira is the second day of celebrations in the ten-day-long Onam festivities. There are not any marked rituals for the day but people offer their prayers to evoke divine blessings.

For girls the importance of the day lies in the fact they will add new flowers to Pookalam which they started on the day of Atham. So they have to unleash their creativity and think of the most innovative and creative design. Boys of the house will get the job of arranging flowers for the girls. After all everybody wishes to invite Lord Maveli in their own house by making the best Pookalam in the neighbourhood.

Planning and intense discussions for the big day of Onam begins from this day. Each event is discussed in detail so that nothing remain undone or incomplete. A long shopping list is prepared and children get the opportunity of putting in their long pending demands in the elaborate list. A time for wish fulfillment for everyone!

ONAM - Chodhi - Day Three

Chodhi - Day Three

Third day of the ten-day-long carnival of Onam is called Chothi or Chodi. The day is marked by buzz and lot of activities. Frenzied shopping can be witnessed in the market place all over the state as everybody buys new clothes and accompanying accessories for the grand festival of Onam. Gifts are also procured for everyone in the house including the servants. Some shopping is also done for closed relatives. With the increasing hype for the festival, thanks to the media, shopkeepers too come up with innovative incentives to lure the customers who are in the mood to spend. These days even electronic good keepers offer attractive discounts to cash in on the bullish mood of the festivities.

Well, there are no set rituals for Chothi. Specific flowers are added to Pookalam on this day too. It may be noted that different types of flowers are added to Pookalam on each day as each flower is devoted to a particular deity. As a result Pookalam increases in diameter on this day and gets a refreshing new design.

ONAM - Visakam - Day Four

Visakam - Day Four

Vishagam or Visakam is the fourth day of the Onam festivities. As the number of days left for the big days are very few now, excitement becomes palpable amongst the people of Kerala. Brisk activities in the market and households can be witnessed on the day of Visakam.

Women who have to prepare the elaborate meal of Onasadya on Thiruvonam, gets engaged in the prior preparations on Visakam. Making of various types of pickles and pappadams (papad) besides various other things begins now.

Girls engage themselves in making new designs for Pookalam with flowers of different colours and shapes. It is an endearing sight to watch women dressed in their traditional attire working on the Pookalam. They sing and make merry as and at the same time give shape to their creativity. Pookalam designing competitions are also organised at various places. These are extremely popular in Kerala and witness a participation of large number of designers and onlookers.

ONAM - Anizham - Day Five

Anizham - Day Five

Anizham is the fifth day of Onam celebrations. High point of the day is the grand Snake Boat Race event called Vallamkali, which takes place on the fifth day of the Onam. The hugely popular competition happens on the banks of the river Pamba at Aranmulla. A multitude of domestic and international tourists come to witness the colourful spectacle of the race.

A large number of long snake like boats called chundan vallams participate in Vallamkali. Each picturesquely decorated boat is oared by hundreds of oarsmen dressed in the traditional dhoti and turban. Boats are oared on the rhythm of vanchipattu or boat songs. Vallamkali is essentially a team event as a single mistake by a oarsman can lead to overturning of the boat.

On the home front, more flowers are added to the Pookalam laid in the front courtyard of the house. Women become extremely busy making preparations for Thiru Onam and a general atmosphere of excitement prevail at this time in Kerala.

ONAM - Thriketa - Day Six

Thriketa - Day Six

Triketta or Thriketa is the sixth day of the carnival of Onam. A feeling of joy and jubilation can be felt amongst the people of Kerala at this time. Cultural programmes and social gatherings are organised by various cultural societies all over the state. People of all religions caste and creed participate in these events as the festival of Onam has come to be seen as a secular festival. Government of India too celebrates Onam as the National Festival of Kerala.

There are no set rituals marked for the day of Triketta. It marks the time for home coming for people staying away from their families for various reasons; Onam is the time for family get together and nobody likes to be away from family and dear ones. Joys of festivities doubles in the company of family members and close friends. On this happy note, Pookalam gets a more beautiful design and fresh flowers.

ONAM - Moolam - Day Seven

Moolam - Day Seven

Moolam is the seventh day of the festival of Onam which continues for ten days. With just two days left for the festival now, enthusiasm grips the state of Kerala. Bright colours of the festivities can be seen in commercial areas of the state where the shops are loaded with goods and people are jostling for a space. There is hustle and bustle everywhere as excited people do their last bit of shipping. What is even more apparent on the faces of millions of people of Kerala is the spirit of joy and happiness. People get the feel that the time to meet their Onathappan has just come. A year long wait is going to be over and there will be celebrations all around.

Pookalam is made in a new design with kondattam (gaiety) on this day with the most beautiful flowers. For Maveli is coming and there is mirth all over.

ONAM - Pooradam - Day Eight

Pooradam - Day Eight

Pooradam is the eighth day of the ten-day-long carnival of Onam. The day holds significance in Onam festivities. Devotees create clay idols in the shape of small pyramids called a Ma. As the idol is created on the day of Pooradam, it is also called Poorada Uttigal. Each Ma is decorated with flowers.

On Pooradam size of the Attha Poo gets further increased due to an addition of design with a different flower. Hectic last minute shopping takes place at this time as people strives to give shape to their creative plans. Massive house cleaning operation starts as people ensure that everything looks neat and tidy when the Onathappan arrives. People also visit friends and relatives and exchange warm greetings of the festive occasion.

ONAM - Uthradam - Day Nine

Uthradam - Day Nine

Utradam or Uthradam is the ninth and the penultimate day of the festival of Onam. There is jubilation all around as people prepare to welcome the spirit of King Mahabali. In some regions of Kerala festivities of Onam starts in a full fledged way from Utradam itself. It is a public holiday on that day. Some people also call Utradam as the first Onam and the next day Thiru Onam as the second Onam.

On the day of Utradam tenants and dependents of Nayar Tarawads (traditional large joint families sharing a common kitchen) bring produce of their farms or the product of their toil to the Karanavar (eldest member of the Tarawad). These gifts from the tenants to the Karanavar are called Onakazhcha. Karanavar greets these people warmly and treats them with a sumptuous meal on Thiru Onam. Village artisans also bring their handicrafts to the Karanavar and are graciously rewarded.

Houses are cleaned up on this day and people get charged up to participate in the events to take place on the following day. Pookalam is given a nice design with new and special flowers on this day.

ONAM - Thiruvonam - Day Ten

Thiruvonam - Day Ten

Thiruvonam Aashamsakal ! The enchanting state of Kerala reverberates with the chants of Onaashmsakal, "To everyone, Onam Wishes" as people exchange warm greetings of the occasion on the tenth and the most important day of the carnival of Onam. People believe that it is on Thiru Onam that the spirit of legendary King Mahabali visits the state of Kerala.

Activities begin early in the morning. People clean their house, take early bath, wear new clothes and participate in special prayers organised in individual homes and then in local temples. Later a very special and the biggest of all days Pookalam is prepared to welcome Maveli. Clay mounds in the shape of pyramids representing Lord Vishnu and Mahabali are prepared and placed in front of the Pookalam.

In the noon the grand feast of Onam called Onasadya is prepared. The strictly vegetarian meal consists of 11 - 13 mandatory dishes and is served on a banana leaf. The eldest member of the family presents gifts and new clothes to the family members.

Various cultural events are organised all over the state to mark the day. Dances, games, shows and get together are the other highlights of the day. Patassu (fire crackers) are also burnt to celebrate the occasion.

There are some rituals also marked for the eleventh and twelfth day called Avittom and Chatayam or Chathayam respectively. But the major celebrations get over on the tenth and the most important day of Thiruvonam.

Indian Cricketer And his Wife

Nutritional benefits of Banana

Nutritional benefits of Banana

Bananas have been the alltime favorite and perennial fruit for hundreds of years now. It has many curative properties. This fruit is affordable by anyone and is available in plenty in India. All the varieties available are beneficial in their own way.

Banana is rich in fiber content and also contains natural sugars like sucrose, fructose and glucose. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression:

According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS:

Forget the pills -- eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia:

High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure:

This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect way to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power:

200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Indian Hell

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks, “What do they do here?”

He was told, “First they put u in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.”

The man does not like that at all, so he moves on and checks out the USA hell, Russian hell and many more countries.. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German one…

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there us a long queue of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, what do they do here?”

He was told, “First they put u in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.”

“But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, so why are so many people waiting to get in here?” asked the man.

Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the Indian devil is a former govt. servant, so he comes in and signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!