Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ?
Pupil: Hot water !
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Best error message of the century
An error shown by a computer:
"No keyboard found.
Press any key to continue...."
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Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning?
Does a book work as a sleeping pill?
Attending classes only for attendance?
Seeing the calendar only for holidays?
Cell in place of calculator?
If the above is happening with you then, Congratulations! You are a normal STUDENT!
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One Electric wire falls in love with another Electric wire.... What will you call this kind of love
Think.. Think..
That's what I call 'CURRENT AFFAIR'
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"Try To Keep That Person Happy Always,
Whom You See Everyday In The Mirror.."
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Girl: Y Do U Always
Follow Me Around ? ?
Boy: Well , Because
When I Was A Kid ,
My Mom Told Me To
Follow My Dreams ...
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