Cute Kids on Salwar

Funny SMS Collection 25

Another MOON ? ……….Possible

Another SUN ? …………..Possible

Another SKY ? …………….Possible

Another Friend Like U ? ………Impossible

‘coz GOD can’t make the same MISTAKE twice

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Best quote for this generation

“Oh God, pls grant me patience but, please hurry up”

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What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?

Don’t know?

He never comes to my house

and I never go to his house

EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW

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U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is INTELLIGENT

U R the one who is CUTE

And

I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?

Banta: "ZEEBRA"

Teacher: shocked, how?

Banta: Because its still "BLACK and WHITE".

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Munna Bhai: If a dog

without teeth bites you,

what should you do.?.

Circuit: Simple bhai,

take injection without

the needle.!.

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A-I’ve a Perfect Son.

B-Does he Smoke.?

A-No

B-Does he Come Home Late.?

A-No. NO.

B-Wow.! You actually have

a Perfect Son,

How Old is he.?

A- 6 Months old.!

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Funny SMS Collection 24

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college, You know why?

Because he wanted to check from where the question paper was leaking!

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Heights of Fashion

A 3 month old babby boy goes 2 a Huggies outlet center asking....

Guess?

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I want a "Low waist Nappy" do you have it?

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The best environmental day slogan

"Save Earth, this is the only planet with girls!"

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Our brilliant Banta does it again

Teacher: Which is ur favorite DISH?

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Banta: TATA SKY!

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What is Talent and what is Intelligence ?

Walking on a tight r0pe over Niagra Falls is Talent.

Not Trying such a thing is called Intelligence!

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Attitude during Exams!

They had given the questions which I dont know... So I wrote the answers which they don't know :)

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Funny SMS Collection 23

A sweet demand by kid.

A kid was beaten up by his mom..Dad came n askd "what happnd son?"

Kid said "I can't adjust with ur wife anymore, I want my own!"

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Newtons New law:

Every book tends to be in state of rest or state of dust unless and until the internal or external exam comes.

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Boy 2 a gal b4 Exams:

Hey..al d best.

Girl also told d same

Butt gal scored 80 marks & Boy failed.

Moral: Only Boys wish wid tru heart...

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Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.

Husband: How do u know?

Wife: coz she is not asking for pocket money these days.

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We realize that the value of life increases only after it is lost..

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Example

Alive chicken Rs.60

Chicken tandoori Rs.180/-!!

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Genius is a person who completes work in 1 day for which a fool takes 200 days.

Just like we complete syllabus in a day & a lecturer takes 1 year!

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When u have done something wrong & u r in trouble.... go to ur parents for sound advice.

You'll get.... 99% sound and 1% advice!

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