Funny SMS Collection 25

Another MOON ? ……….Possible

Another SUN ? …………..Possible

Another SKY ? …………….Possible

Another Friend Like U ? ………Impossible

‘coz GOD can’t make the same MISTAKE twice

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Best quote for this generation

“Oh God, pls grant me patience but, please hurry up”

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What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?

Don’t know?

He never comes to my house

and I never go to his house

EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW

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U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is INTELLIGENT

U R the one who is CUTE

And

I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?

Banta: "ZEEBRA"

Teacher: shocked, how?

Banta: Because its still "BLACK and WHITE".

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Munna Bhai: If a dog

without teeth bites you,

what should you do.?.

Circuit: Simple bhai,

take injection without

the needle.!.

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A-I’ve a Perfect Son.

B-Does he Smoke.?

A-No

B-Does he Come Home Late.?

A-No. NO.

B-Wow.! You actually have

a Perfect Son,

How Old is he.?

A- 6 Months old.!

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