A sweet demand by kid.

A kid was beaten up by his mom..Dad came n askd "what happnd son?"

Kid said "I can't adjust with ur wife anymore, I want my own!"

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Newtons New law:
Every book tends to be in state of rest or state of dust unless and until the internal or external exam comes.

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Boy 2 a gal b4 Exams:
Hey..al d best.
Girl also told d same

Butt gal scored 80 marks & Boy failed.

Moral: Only Boys wish wid tru heart...

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Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.

Husband: How do u know?

Wife: coz she is not asking for pocket money these days.

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We realize that the value of life increases only after it is lost..

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Example

Alive chicken Rs.60

Chicken tandoori Rs.180/-!!

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Genius is a person who completes work in 1 day for which a fool takes 200 days.

Just like we complete syllabus in a day & a lecturer takes 1 year!

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When u have done something wrong & u r in trouble.... go to ur parents for sound advice.

You'll get.... 99% sound and 1% advice!

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